Wanna hear about something funny?
One night a group of ten women were celebrating the 50th birthday of one of their number. The were all having a great time and making lots of noise.
A neighbor, irked at how loud the celebration was, called the cops. The cops came.
Then the real fun started.
The cops knocked on the door of the apartment. One of the "tipsy women" answered and opened the door wide, encouraging both of them to come inside.
Once inside, they were greeted with cheers. Screechs of animal delight broke out and they took turns posing for pictures with the two male officers.
As you may have guessed, the women thought the cops were fake cops who were going to perform a strip tease!
Seems like the cops took it all in stride, and being professionals they knew they needed something for the police report, so they asked the birthday girl for her phone number.
That got the rest of the women laughing so hard it sucked the air right out of the room! Some even hugged the remarkably tolerant cops.
Try to imagine, if you can, some of the conversations.
The women finally agreed to turn the music down when they looked outside the window and saw the police cruiser parked outside.
There was no indication that anyone was ticketed.
This incident didn't happen in the USA. It occurred in Mainz, Germany.
Time for me to walk on down the road...