Sunday, July 3, 2016

Lie or Dare: The New Political Game

Good Day World!

Everyone knows how to play Truth or Dare, right?

This election cycle has introduced a variation of the wildly popular parlor game: Truth or Dare. It's called Lie or Dare.

It's really easy (translation, a brain-dead politician can handle it) to play. Each political contestant has the choice of completing a challenge, or telling a lie. Be ready for some whoppers. 

Dares are challenges that must be completed by the contestant that they were given to. There's a penalty if a Dare is not completed.

As in, "I dare you to pass a gun control law." 

That penalty will be decided by all the politicians playing.
With no limits on what a penalty can be expect pandemonium.

Like what I expect to see in the Republican Convention  on July 18th thru the 21st.

Warning! It's no fun if people pick lies all the time. There should be a limit on lies. Say, five. Oh yea! 

And a time limit! Pols have a bad habit of droning on about meaningless shit.

Lie or Dare is being played right now in Congress and during this election. As a matter of fact...

Time for me to walk on down the road...

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