Good Day World!
Just wanted to share a heart-warming letter from the leader of Daesh (ISIS hates this name) to Donald Trump:
“Dear Furor Trump,
Your incendiary anti-Muslim comments come like a blessing from Allah.
We’ve been telling Muslims worldwide that the United States hates Muslims and now you proved it by suggesting we all be banned from your shores!
Allah is great! Banning Muslims really stirred up my loyal followers worldwide. They see the Great Satan for what it is!
You are furthering our aims beyond our wildest expectations!
Love the idea of banning the internet! The amount of hatred you’re creating between Muslims and Americans is helping us achieve our jihad…Allah is Great for delivering you unto us!
As I write this, our media connections are busy making posters and videos of your presidential campaign to share with our brothers, so that they may see how much America hates them.
If you need any help vilifying all the Muslims in the world just let me know. My advisors would be pleased to work with your staff.
Good luck, and keep up the good work!”
your admirer, al-Baghdadi
Time for me to walk on down the road…