I've heard tales of how dumb turkeys are supposed to be, but I suspect some are smarter than others!
I watched a great special on the History Channel about turkey's last night and it mentioned the rumor that turkeys would drown if left outside in the rain.
Not so, say the experts. The wild turkey's are smarter than the domesticated version grown in the millions every year - but neither version is THAT DUMB.
Scientists have managed to "dumb down" the domesticated turkey (which is kinda scary when you consider that wild turkey's are the dumbest birds in the bird family!).
I guess the good news is...No dishes or cleaning up this year!