Friday, August 1, 2008

FINALLY FRIDAY!

Good day to you! Here's a reminder; you can make comments on each of the blogs I post by going to the end of the blog and hitting the Comment spot by the pencil and paper icon.
A good way to start a day is with a smile. You might get a kick out of the fact that the world's oldest joke has been traced back to 1900 BC! It is a saying of the Sumerians, who lived in what is now Iraq, that - "Since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap."
There's a 1600 BC gag about a pharaoh, said to be King Snofru, which says, "How do you get a pharaoh's attention?
ANSWER: you send a boatload of pretty women dressed only in fish nets and tell him to go fishing!"
Those ancients were really crack-ups weren't they?
I found this wonderful information on a site called DAVE TV, which comes from England.
The site says: The Home of Witty Banter. Well what do you expect from a Dave? We're usually funny.

Knock Knock. Whose there?
Dave!
Dave's Not Here!
-Cheech and Chong

There's even a funny movie out called MEET DAVE. And if you want to read something funny from As It Stands - see this week's column in the McKinleyville Press "Did you ever Moon someone?"
Next week's column for the McKinleyville Press is about little mammals that can out booze any human! A must read for people who think their good at holding their booze.

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HERE'S A THOUGHT

"One of the indictments of civilizations is that happiness and intelligence are so rarely in the same person."
-William Feather

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SIMPLE TRUTH

"T
here is more hunger for love and appreciation in this world, than for bread."
-MOTHER TERESA

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Confucius Say...

"Be not ashamed of mistakes and thus make them your enemies."

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HE SAID IT...

Conan O'Brian had this to say about Dunkin Donutes:

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Dunkin Donutes announced that they are going to start offering their customers "healthier choices." From now on when customers enter Dunkin Donutes employees will tell them where a good restaurant is located."

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IDIOT BUSH QUOTE

"Rarely is the questioned asked: is our children learning."

Florance, SC 01/11/2000


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