Trying to Rewrite Reality ... a Day at a Time

In Trump's never-ending quest to defy what's really happening in the world he keeps adjusting his cons, so he can use new ways of spreading misinformation.

Recently the orange buffoon rolled out his latest strategy to create fake news by scrubbing portions of articles he doesn't like. This blatant form of media manipulation is what we've come to expect from the twice-impeached former president.

It's nothing new that Trump loves to post right-wing propaganda articles about himself, but this new spin in his never-ending siege against our freedoms, is disgusting.

Now Trump is taking mainstream articles that have a more balanced approach onto his timeline: screenshot them and remove unfavorable content.

For example, a recent Newsweek article - "Donald Trump Poised to Be First Republican to Win Popular vote in 20 Years" - was reposted on Truth Social and lines of texts (even paragraphs) were removed from the original article.

One of the missing paragraphs contained comments by University of Surrey professor Dr. Mark Shanahan who said Trump's goal to win the "popular vote" is a "pipe dream." 

He went on to say it is "unlikely" for Trump to create "an alliance of young voters, women and minorities" in order to secure a popular vote win."

I'm no lawyer but it seems like Newsweek could go after Trump for willfully changing and removing content. It does have a copywrite. 

However, it might not be worth spending millions to call Trump to account. He just keeps getting away with things that no one else in this country could do without consequences.

As a matter of fact, Trump has based his entire life and career on lies, with very few repercussions. 

That might change this year with four criminal trials adding up to 91 felony charges. But these are strange and dangerous days for our democracy where a cult has co-opted the Republican party.

As it stands, I don't think there's any hope that Trump minions will ever leave their alternate universe, so that leaves it up to the rest of us to protect our freedoms from the far-right propaganda machine.  

We Need to Develop a Vaccine to Protect Us from the Trump Cult

Racism and stupidity are infectious if allowed to spread, like in a cult.

Sadly, there's no vaccine to prevent them.

Why?

We only survived the COVID-19 pandemic because scientists developed a vaccine that worked. Those nasty germs wouldn't have gone away if we just tried to ignore them.

The same is true for Trump's cult.

How to Inoculate Trumpies

The vaccine is going to have to be disguised as something MAGA morons would drink like orange Kool Aid.

Then there needs to be a national effort to put up free Orange Kool Aid Stations - particularly in rural areas. 

Advertising efforts should be directed to how viral men and women feel when they slurp Trump's Own (@copyright 2024) Orange Kool Aid.

The vaccine doesn't cure people right away. It's a slow process for the person to be able to clearly recognize reality. They will go through a stage of recovery where they'll be forced to see the emperor has no clothes. 

There are no guarantees the vaccine will be 100% effective. Some Trumpies have their heads so far up his corpulent ass they won't be able to drink the orange Kool Aid.

It's imperative we reclaim our country from this corrupt cult and restore sanity to the national dialogue. The malicious members of MAGA don't want our republic to be a Constitutional Democracy.

It's going to take time to restore order because Trump supporters have infected our state and federal offices, the judicial system, the electoral system, and even our families.

So scientific community when are you going to save this great nation with a freedom vaccine?

As it stands, I really wish there was a cure for the hate, stupidity, and racism that's so prominent in today's society. 

Clueless Quotes That Show America's Challenges

When GOP Sen. John Cornyn told the press he doesn't take Trump "literally" I instantly could tell he was clueless.

After nearly eight years of Trump being in the national limelight political analysts have concluded that when Trump says something out loud, he means it.

Here's a classic clueless rant from former GOP Rep. Michele Bachmann:

"What we have to do today is make a covenant, to slit our wrists, be blood brothers on this thing (health care)...We are looking at reaching down the throat and ripping the guts out of freedom. And we may never be able to restore it if we don't man up."

Color that not only cluses but also psychotic.

But wait! There's more...

"I'm sick and tired of stupid people in Washington" Rep. Marjorie Taylor Green told reporters recently.

You see what I mean when I say clueless?

"My opinion of a white nationalist, if someone wants to call them white a nationalist, to me is an American." GOP Sen. Tommy Tuberville opined recently. 

To be clear, white nationalists are not your average Americans - they're domestic terrorists who are on the DOJ's list of hate groups. 

Looking at Tuberville's career, I'm reminded of Groucho Marx's classic quip in Duck Soup (1933) that brother Chico "may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot."

Here's what North Carolina's Lieutenant Governor Mark Robinson recently said at a campaign rally about arresting transgender individuals using women's restrooms,

"We're going to defend women in this state. That means if you're a man on Friday night, and all of a sudden on Saturday, you feel like a woman, and you want to go to the women's bathroom in the mall, you will be arrested - or whatever we got to do to you."

He further emphasized, "If you are a man, you better go to the men's bathroom. If you are confused find a corner outside."

Besides being clueless about the LGBTQ community, Robinson's apparent anger towards people he doesn't understand only promotes hate.

High on the list of conservative idiots, Megyn Kelly, showed why she's clueless when she tweeted on X yesterday,

"The so-called Black National Anthem does not belong at the Super Bowl. We already have a National Anthem, and it includes EVERYONE," she ranted on social media."

To be clear, "Lift Every Voice and Sing" did not replace the National Anthem. It was part of a tribute that included the National Anthem and America the Beautiful.

Of course, when you're clueless those kinds of facts never sink in.

As it stands, this country faces numerous challenges and clueless, bigoted hatemongers are top among them. 

Interviews from the Far Side of Sanity

I'm guessing that by now you have probably seen at least one interview with a Trump supporter who sounds like an escapee from a mental institute.

For years reporters and comedians have been attending Trump rallies to mix with MAGA morons and get some great quotes from the far side of sanity. It seems people never tire of the stupidity spewed from a convicted rapist's mouth.

I imagine that someone, somewhere, sometime is going to make a full-length documentary (and possibly a movie) about these lost souls.

The MAGA minions gather at rallies wearing outfits that border on blasphemy (desecrating the American flag with Trump's orange face). 

They proudly wear profanity laced slogans somewhere on their body - hats, t-shirts, and even tattoos. 

It's like a cosplay event at a looney convention.

I have to admit a certain fascination with people who say things like...

"If Trump doesn't get re-elected, I want to die."

or

"Trump has been the president all along and Joe Biden is a fake - it's some actor playing a game with the Deep State."

or

"Trump closed the border with his wall (a lie) and the economy thrived (another lie) when he was in office."

or

"Trump was sent by God to save this nation."

or

"All the court cases against Trump are fake news. The Democrats made them all up to stop Trump from being elected in November." 

I could go on with pages of examples, but for the purpose of this post's length the above will suffice. 

I'd love to see my favorite cartoonist, Gary Larson, feature a Far Side series on Trump's cult members. Can you imagine?

Something to keep in mind about these MAGA morons - they may create great entertainment for the Late-Night comedy shows but there's a sinister side to the cult.

They're serious about wanting to overthrow our democracy and make Trump dictator for life. If enough of these clowns turn out in November, the rest of America will find out that the joke is on us!

As it stands, one of the things I detest most about MAGA morons is they're destroying family units and friendships across the country.

Welcome to the 1st Politized Superbowl

When Superbowl LVIII is played today it will have a unique feature - it'll be the 1st political football game in the league's history.

That's because Kansas City player Travis Kelce is dating worldwide pop star Taylor Swift and MAGA morons think she's a government operative out to get them.

I know. It's absurd that Trumpies have come up with another conspiracy theory formed in the Twilight Zone. 

What's next? Alex Jones and Tucker Carlson in the sportscaster's booth opinionating on every move Swift makes in her Allegiant Stadium skybox seat in Las Vegas?

Right-wing social media influencers are peddling a new conspiracy theory that Taylor Swift and Kansas City Chiefs player Travis Kelce's relationship is an artificial ploy meant to benefit Democrats in the 2024 election.

What's interesting is not all of Trump's supporters are buying into the looney accusation. CBS interviewed Nic Heimsoth, a two-time Trump supporter from Kansas City, Missouri, who said, "To be honest and blunt, I think that's crazy. It's absolutely crazy."

Meanwhile supporters like right-wing influencer Laura Loomer are alleging a Democratic "Taylor Swift election interference psyop" on X. Psyop? WTF?

Joining her on the ridiculous claim, Fox News host Jesse Watters claimed, "Swift was a front for a covert political agenda." Just like that the theory has become the gospel in right-wing circles.

Former GOP presidential candidate and Trump backer, Vivek Ramaswamy recently posted this on X, "I wonder who's going to win the Superbowl? And I wonder if there's a major presidential endorsement coming from an artificially culturally propped-up couple this fall. Let's see how it ages."

But why go after Taylor Swift in the first place?

MAGA morons believe her views line up with the woke generation (horrors!) and they claim to have evidence that shows that generation's led by misinformation. They don't have proof, of course, but that's never stopped them.

Why go after Travis Kelce? Because he's been appearing in Pfizer ads and promoting the company's COVID-19 vaccine he's stoked the ire of extremists.

To sane people this theory is a joke. They laugh at the extremist clowns claims that the "Sky is falling" on Superbowl Sunday and the America we love is crumbling before our eyes.

What's not funny is the lengths that Trump and his cult will go to create chaos in our society. They're busy planting seeds of hate wherever they go. 

They're polarizing the nation at a critical time in our history. They're hurting the sport of football by making it a sinister political ploy that further divides people.

According to one top talent agent Taylor Swift better not endorse Joe Biden or she'll be vilified by millions and will be risking her own safety! That's MAGA for you.

It's sad people who tune in to sports for good family viewing, are also being poisoned with politics that ruins everything.

As it stands, I hope you enjoy this year's Superbowl - after all, it's about entertainment and we all could use that in this contentious society.

Animals Antics Making News

Residents of an apartment complex in Florida (where else?) had a kangaroo come by and visit them last night.

The Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office responded to a report of a kangaroo on the loose in an apartment complex near Fowler Avenue and 56th Street in Tampa and discovered a wayward marsupial in the fenced-in pool area.

After carding the restless Roo whose name was appropriately Hopper, police found that he had the proper registration papers and was escorted back to his owner.

Big Day for Baby Rhino

Here in Oregon zoo officials had a big reveal today as they trotted out the zoo's newest addition - an Eastern Black Rhino. The not yet named calf is a boy.

He went outside for the first time in his life - escorted by his Mama Jozi - as officials celebrated his turning two months old.

Because zoo officials have not decided on a name for the "tiny tank" they're accepting suggestions from the public.

The birth of a Eastern Black Rhino calf that is critically endangered was a crucial step in conservation for the Africa-native species, according to a zoo spokesperson.

             Walmart Goes to the Birds

A Canadian Walmart store in Saskatchewan has new residents living in the rafters - birds.

One local official pointed out it was no accident the birds were seeking warm shelter - it's been freezing (minus 50) outside for days.  

Jan Shadick, executive director with Sky Wildlife Rehabilitation explained, "The birds aren't crazy, just practical." She advised that the best thing the store could do is ignore them because they would be difficult to evict.

That was easy for Shadick to say but how can the store ignore a steady drip of bird dung from the rafters above? "Only be concerned" Shadick said, "if you spot birds landing on the floor."

Meanwhile local Walmart shoppers are advised to wear hats!

There's a Moose on the Loose!

Skiers at Jackson Hole Mountain Resort in Teton Villager Wyoming, were surprised to see a moose chasing them down the mountain.

An onlooker caught the chase on his cell phone camera and posted the video on his Facebook page... for posterity I suppose.

The good news is there's been no injuries...yet.

The bad news is the moose is still on the loose. The antlered interloper is still on the slopes seeking skiers.

BooBoo Goes to College

It was the great escape when a wallaby decided to leave its owner's home in Tennessee to seek higher education.

Lincoln Memorial University posted on Facebook that an Australian marsupial was spotted crossing the Harrogate school's campus before fleeing in the woods behind Grant-Lee Hall.

The animal, named BooBoo, apparently never got a chance to attend any classes as he was captured by rangers at Cumberland Gap National Park, and returned to his owner.

Venomous Stowaway Finds New Home

A venomous scorpion stowed away from Kenya to Ireland in a woman's baggage. The tiny continent traveler apparently didn't have the money for a ticket, so it was forced to hid in a passenger's luggage. 

When the woman arrived in Ireland, she unpacked her suitcase and left the bag in her bedroom. 

Two weeks later the woman decided to move the bag and discovered a venomous Fishers-fat-tailed scorpion underneath it.

The woman didn't lose her cool after the startling discovery, much to her credit. She called The National Reptiles Zoo's venomous unit and told reporters "Luckily the house had underfloor heating, so the scorpion was toasty warm on the floor."

Which is why I assume the yet-to-be named predatory arachnid was in a good mood and allowed a human to take him/her to a new home. 

He/she signed a contract with the zoo to make educational presentations in exchange for room and board. 

As it stands, I think it's only fair I sometimes report on animal stories. After all, we share the planet with them.

It's Just Another Day in America

              It's just another day in America 

as the Supreme Court hears arguments about taking a former president's name off of states ballots before the November election...

and...

-- a special counsel report over the handling of classified documents conducted by Robert Hur concluded that President Biden willfully retained classified information, but he won't face charges...

-- a vigilante group attacked a man today during a Fox News live shot...

-- Iraq issued a warning today to US after a drone strike killed their militia commander...

-- the Senate advances a package with aid for Ukraine and Israel today...

-- FCC voted to ban scam robocalls that use AI-generated voices today...

-- a 17-year-old boy was shot and killed by police during a welfare check in Columbus, Nebraska...

-- The Federal Aviation Administration said today it will investigate the collision between two JetBlue Airways planes on the tarmac at Boston Logan Airport...

-- Hawaii's Supreme Court declared the Second Amendment infringes on the "Spirit of Aloha"...

-- Marianne Williamson suspended her presidential campaign today after she was soundly beaten by President Biden in the Nevada Democratic primary...

-- Special Counsel Jack Smith said in a new filing today that he wants permission to enter an exhibit under seal about a witness and the threats he or she has received on social media...

--- today the CDC released a disturbing report that found teens who use drugs are often alone, and they do them to ease stress and anxiety or to forget bad memories...

-- it was announced today that a Tennessee city (Murfreesboro) must pay $500,000 as part of a settlement with the ACLU over an ordinance designed to ban drag performances from taking place on public property...

-- The Board of Governors of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences announced this morning they're creating a new competitive Oscar category for best achievement in casting...

-- The Food and Drug Administration named the likely source of lead in contaminated cinnamon applesauce pouches today...

-- The Los Angeles Police Department appointed the first Asian American chief on interim basis...

-- A federal judge denied Trump crony Peter Navarro's bid to avoid prison today while appealing his conviction on two counts of contempt of Congress...

-- A Gallup poll released today says less than half of Americans feel "very satisfied" with their lives...

As it stands, today's snapshots offer a peek at a typical day of what's happening in our country. The good, bad, and the ugly.

Do Americans Deserve Democracy?

Any democratic country that allows a person like Donald Trump to hold their nation hostage might not be deserving of the freedoms they currently enjoy.

Despite not actually being in government, Trump owns GOP members of Congress in the House and Senate. He pulls his lackey's strings to help his campaign for president.

How could we have let this orange clown's cult thrive when it's based on lies? The political chaos Trump has caused is almost impossible to quantify.

Look at the damage Trump has done to our political, electoral, and judicial systems. The negative effects will probably carry over to the next generation. The Constitution is under attack daily from MAGA lawyers carrying out their leader's wishes.

One man.

How did the once respected Republican party dissolve and turn into spinless cult members? How could that happen in the oldest democracy in the world?

It's our fault. 

Americans have taken their freedoms too lightly for far too long. We just expect the good guys will win and life will go merrily along. We may or may not vote.  Reality has a way of catching up however, if we don't pay attention.

Now we have someone like Trump who came and convinced millions of Americans that the idea of living in an authoritarian state with a dictator was more attractive than our 250-year democracy.

I know you have heard it already - that this is the year democracy may die at the ballot box - but I can't repeat it enough. We're going to need a voting record turnout among real patriots who want to preserve our republic. 

We need a resounding victory for our freedoms and for the rest of the world to see how we turned away Trump's efforts to dismantle our democracy.

It's still possible to redeem ourselves from past mistakes by standing up for the truth, and challenging the lies spread by the MAGA cult whenever or wherever their told.

We can't count on the courts stopping Trump despite the four criminal cases and 91 felony charges he faces this year. 

His judicial appointees are running interference for him hoping he'll get re-elected president and can pardon himself for the numerous crimes he's committed.

As it stands, we'll find out if we deserve a democracy in November. Vote Blue.

Crocodile Tears for Donny: Court Slaps Down His Immunity Appeal

Full disclosure: I have to admit that when I found out Trump's immunity claim was thrown out of the 11th District Appeals court, I did a funny little dance around the Livingroom.

At last! We find out that Trump is not above the law. I suspect, and agree with, the constitutional scholars that say the Supreme Court won't even take up his last appeal.

But if they do...I'm slightly concerned that the three Trump appointees, and already extreme Clarence Thomas and Samuel Alito, will let Trump off the hook. 

That would be the moment democracy died.

In this age of extremism, it's hard to predict what the judges will do. It should be a slam dunk case, but we shouldn't bet on it.

Meanwhile Trump's team of idiot lawyers will have to file their last-ditch appeal(s) by Monday to block the ruling.

The judges flatly rejected Trump's arguments that he shouldn't have to go on trial on federal election subversion charges.

In a scathing 57-page unanimous opinion the panel of three judges wrote that the public interest in holding a potentially criminal president accountable outweighs any potential "chilling effect" on the presidency.

The judges were clear that the charges against Trump are serious and left no question they believe he can be prosecuted.

It's important to know that Trump's team can also appeal to the full DC Circuit to take up the case en banc, meaning the case would be heard again, but by the full panel of circuit judges.

Because Trump's team is trying to delay every step of the way, I wouldn't be surprised if they try to go this route before settling for the Supreme Court Hail Mary.

There's one paragraph in this new ruling that gives me hope for another ruling Trump faces. The Colorado challenge to keep Trump off the ballot may have gotten an enormous boost.

The court ruling refers to the president as an "officer." Anyone following the 14th Amendment cases revolving around the theory that the president was NOT an "officer" thus he couldn't be banned from the ballot should take note of this paragraph.

There is an open legal question - being argued Thursday before the Supreme Court - over whether the presidency is an "office... under the United States" and whether the presidency is an "officer" as described in the insurrection ban under Section 3.

Turning back to today's ruling, it was a big step in the right direction, but there's more challenges are on the way as Trump tries to delay justice until November when (if elected) he can pardon himself of the numerous felony charges against him.

As it stands, Trump's election subversion case must be tried in advance of the election to give voters second thoughts about re-electing the most corrupt former president in US history. Polls show that 62% of Republicans would shy away from voting for a convicted felon.

MAGA is a Joke Without a Punchline

Average Americans cringe when they see a Trump supporter decked out in full cosplay dress (a mangled American flag with Trump's mug on their shirts, jackets, hats, and flags.)

It's understandable because MAGA morons live in an alternate reality that threatens other people's very existence and freedoms.

The MAGA movement was formed in 2016 but as the years went by rabid followers have slowly defected and moved on to QAnon or other conspiracy groups.

The once powerful cult following has been floundering as Trump keeps losing elections. Despite the appearance of being everywhere the MAGA movement is all smoke and mirrors. MAGA is not unstoppable.

They have loud influencers who puff up the strength of MAGA, and there are, sadly, many in the political press who buy in and amplify that belief.

Time has exposed the extreme group as a comically disorganized and useless parade of con artists and the conned, drifting from one apocalyptic grievance to the next.

The latest MAGA flop involves a "God's Army" convoy that was touted by organizers as a mighty force of 700,000 or more people from every corner of America attending. 

The convoy of trucks, buses, and cars descended on a town near the southern border to protect against an invasion. What happened is a couple hundred vehicles parked at a rural ranch in Quemado, Texas and the MAGA morons were disappointed not to see an invasion of migrants.

It always amazes me how Trump followers are so easily grifted. The God's Army group ended up being bored but the hucksters selling MAGA merch made it look like a little country fair for the damned. 

One of the convoy-goers, Misty Gregory, told CNN, "It's not what I expected, but then again I don't know what I expected. I can tell you it's not as bad as I thought, so that's kind of eye opening in itself."

Residents of Eagle Pass, where the group were assembled to protest, were furious at the political theatre by the outsiders.

Jessie F. Fuentes of Eagle Pass told WOAI Channel 4, "The reality is that it has brought dangerous, violent groups into our beautiful, peaceful city. We don't appreciate these staged events that dramatically misrepresenting our reality on the border and that invite extremist group that pose a real danger to the people."

This kind of stunt would have been more successful had it happened in 2016-17. But it's 2024, and MAGA is a joke without a punchline.

Thus, it came to pass that God's Army's foot soldiers who came, in underwhelming numbers, accomplished little beyond showing everyone how tragically gullible they are and making the locals nervous.

As it stands, Americans need to understand that the MAGA movement is not serious and is nothing more than a rambling wreck of a cult following the world's biggest conman.

Divinely Corrupt Republicans Who Claim God Annointed Them

When election denier Mike Johnson became Speaker of the House, he said he was divinely appointed by God. 

He quickly followed that claim up by comparing himself to Moses as he parted the MAGA waters and was put in charge of Trump's defense team in Congress.

Fun fact, MAGA Mike belongs to a hardcore Nationalist Christian sect that advocates against the LGBTQ community and minorities.

Co-opting God into the Republican party has been a corrupt tactic for decades. With him on their side they can claim to make righteous restrictions on our freedoms. 

Take the newly elected Arizona GOP party chair, Gina Swoboda, for an example. She was on extremist extraordinaire Steve Bannon's podcast recently telling listeners that God talks to her, she has daily visions, and is on a mission to reclaim America for Christians.

In the dreary wastelands of MAGA there's not a clear difference between God and Donald Trump. 

That was illustrated by the golden statue (not real gold) of Trump that has been displayed in Republican conventions around the country.

Supporters genuflect before the statue's presence and take photos alongside of it. Some followers in Congress call Trump the Orange Jesus. See what I mean? It's confusing because 53% of Republicans think Trump is a "person of faith" according to a poll by Deseret News. Talk about brainwashed.

Pure Perversion Conversion

Pastor Jentezen Franklin of the 25,000-member megachurch Free Chapel in Georgia, has been Trumps spiritual advisor since 2016. "You cannot be a Christian and vote for democrats," Franklin claimed at a recent Trump rally in Coralville, Iowa.

What's really blasphemous is some of Trump's most enthusiastic believers are pastors who share his dark view of U.S. politics - or who've touted him as they've risen to prominence on social media.

Paula White-Cain is a prominent pastor who backs Trump is popular in the Christian prosperity movement. (Basically, a scam to fleece faithful followers.)

South Carolina televangelist Mark Burns praises Trump's every word and action and claims he the second coming of Jesus.

Darrell Scott, an Ohio pastor and radio host goes out of his way to promote Trump every day.

And the list goes on.

What's concerning is Trump is having an easier time reaching evangelicals now than in the past two election cycles, in part because of the changes in the evangelical world, according to Tim Alberta, author of "The Kingdom, the Power, and the Glory."

As it stands, there's a reason why America's Constitution firmly separates church and state. We believe a secular government is fairer to all Americans...not promoting one religion over others helps assure that.