Guidelines For Making A Country Look Foolish

Good Day World!

I've got two questions for all the nations on earth this morning:

Do you want to look as foolish as America does right now under Trump?

Are you envious of all the laughs we're getting?

Then stop watching and found out how you too could look the fool!

For the great price of $9.99 you can follow in The Donald's wacky footsteps with this video of his first year in office. 

Some highlights in the video;

Trump on the Russian investigation: "It's making our country look foolish. And this is a country that I don't want looking foolish. And it's not going to look foolish as long as I'm here."

As we all know, Trump has managed to make the United States a mockery among nations and we couldn't look more foolish if we tried.

Now for the six guidelines on how to make your country a joke too:

1. Elect a con man clown.

2. Allow the clown/emperor to walk around naked.

3. Pretend he really cares about people while kicking them      out of the country.

4. Encourage your leader to attack people daily on Twitter.

5. Turn the other way when your new leader systematically       enriches the wealthy with crooked legislation. 

6. Attack and discredit any media that doesn't slavishly             praise your new leader.

Time for me to walk on down the road....

Damage Control In Trump Land Is Falling On Deaf Ears

Good Day World!

Warning! The "book" has totally unhinged POTUS.

You haven't seen anything yet when it comes to Trump's damage control crew of clowns praising their insane leader in his hour of need.

(Illustration from Rolling Stone)

White Nationalist Stephen Miller, one of Trump's sleazier entourage, appeared on CNN yesterday with Jake Tapper, and really made an ass of himself attacking the interviewer.

But that's only part of the story...

The White House put Miller on four Sunday Shows to dodge, lie, and attack the media.

Moving on:

I've never been more proud about being an Army veteran than I was yesterday when the official Army twitter feed liked a comment made by actress Mindy Kaling.

In case you missed it, she compared her narcissistic character on the sitcom "The Office," to Trump in her viral twitter feed.

That tweet may be gone now - I suspect Donny found out about it - but it was a revealing tell about what our armed forces think about Trumplethinskin.

As far as the rest of the world goes, it's no exaggeration to say that Donny's mental acuity is being seriously questioned by world leaders. Now, more than ever.

Time for me to walk on down the road...

Lol! 'Stable Genius' Is making America Great Again...Wink! Wink!

                                       Good Day World!

"Golleeeeie!" as deceased actor Jim Nabors use to say...

the political fallout from Michael Wolff's searing book on Donald Trump -  "Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House," has unhinged Donny.

His maniacal tweets in response to the tell-all book, have been fast and furious, only furthering evidence that accusations against his mental state were accurate.

But my favorite Donny rebuttal was the one where he claimed to be a "stable genius."

I'm going to frame and hang that gem along with some of his other classic claims on Twitter, in my Hall of Shame.

Not just a genius, but a stable one. How telling is that? It's just another glimpse into Trump's alternate universe where he's loved by all.

The dictionary defines genius as a noun meaning "exceptional intellectual or creative power or other natural ability.

In Donny's case we can confidently state that he is not an intellectual (the man barely reads and has the focus of a bumble bee in heat).

That leaves creative power, and other natural ability.

If you consider P.T. Barnum a really creative guy, then there's a case for Trump's creative ability. The art of the con takes a lot of imagination and the ability to lie while looking you in the eye.

Which brings us to his natural ability.

Donny has proven to be a first-class liar. He stands in a class all of his own. He's told an average of five lies a day since he raised his tiny hand and was sworn into office.

Our Liar-In-Chief is under fire from numerous directions, not least among them is the charge of Obstructing Justice.

As he continues to melt down on Twitter, his argument for being a "stable" person (let alone a genius) withers on the vine.

Time for me to walk on down the road...