Trump claimed the Moon belonged to America and Republicans didn't laugh.
They were afraid too. The rest of the world mocked his moronic claim.
During a recent tantrum Trump renamed Lake Ontario, Lake America, because Canada refused to be bullied by our demented leader and not accept his draconian terms for trade.
Natalia Harper had to restock the black diaper bag she carried around for Trump because he repeatedly lost his shit over Canada's defiance.
The disrespect Trump has for our biggest trade partner has been an ongoing theme where he's suggested Canada should become the 51st state in the union.
On Trump's first day back in office, he issued several executive orders and directives aimed at renaming major geographic features, federal agencies, military bases, and public landmarks. He focused on MAGA inspired American themes or his own name.
Who can forget when Trump decided to rename the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America. Not one nation on the planet changed their maps to include the change. He was mocked worldwide, something that soon became a regular event every time he came up with another stupid renaming of a geographic feature, building, or national monument.
Because President Obama changed the name Mount McKinley in 2015 to Mount Denali (something the native Alaskan's have called it for thousands of years which means "the high one.") Trump restored it to Mount McKinley.
The other day Trump was riffing with reporters and said, "Maybe we'll have to change the name of the Atlantic and/or Pacific. Maybe we change them both" he boasted.
Last September Trump ordered the Department of Defense be renamed the Department of War to match what officials called a new "warrior ethos."
The United States Institute of Peace was rebranded by Trump to the "Donald J. Trump Institute of Peace," ignoring the fact it was a congressionally created organization.
The Trump regime has introduced his name or likeness into new government-backed programs, such as tax-advantaged children's saving options officially referred to as "Trump Accounts."
As it Stands, the list of military bases and local landmarks Trump renamed is too long to recite here. Just know that this rebranding/renaming is going to continue until Trump leaves the White House. One way or another.
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