Kim Jong II was a North Korean dictator who supposedly shot an impossible 38 under par (a total score of 34) the first time he ever played golf.
Kim Jong II was the father of the current dictator Kim Jong Un.
While he hasn't bragged about his golf game, Kim Jong Un does get along well with Trump who adores him. They seem to have a mysterious bond.
The old North Korean dictator reportedly did a lot of amazing things but today we're going to take a look at the president of the United States awesome golf record.
At 80 Trump recently won two golf tournaments at two of his many courses. He participated in the annual "caddies' day" tournament during the Aug. 21 weekend at Trump National Westchester in Briarcliff Manor, New York. He followed that victory up with another at his club in Bedminster, New Jersey.
In both games he received a trophy for winning the "super senior" and "senior" division" after supposedly shooting a 70 (par is 72 at the club's two courses.)
Now it's time to point out that Trump has a widespread and well-documented reputation for cheating at golf. Sportswriter Rick Reilly even chronicled Trump's cheating in his New York Times bestselling book, Commander in Cheat: How Golf Explains Trump.
Isn't it encouraging that Trump has the time to cheat at his favorite game while there's a never-ending war in Iran? While the economy is staggering from high costs caused by his terrible tariffs and his stupid war, you have to give our first felon a break.
After all his body and brain are rapidly deteriorating and it's inspiring watching him waddle from his golf cart to the tiny ball awaiting him at each hole.
I'll bet that Republicans hoping to get re-elected, or elected, in the midterms are just thrilled by Trump's power at the links. I suspect they'd rather he played golf than accompany them on their campaign tours.
As it Stands, the phrase "playing the fiddle while Rome burns" is a metaphor created by later historians. I've just updated it to "playing golf while America burns."
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