Your tour guide through all the MAGA madness unfolding daily in America. Stay strong. Buckle up. Feel free to laugh. Or cry.
While Trump threatens the nation with the possibility that he'll invoke the Insurrection Act, his devoted followers are more concerned about a "Bad Bunny" performing at Superbowl 2026 during halftime.
It's hard to understand why Trump and his acolytes are so afraid of a bunny. It must tie in with their fear of "Furries" putting cat sand boxes in conservative restrooms. But I digress.
MAGA minions are floundering around trying to prove that Benito Antonio Martinez Ocasio, aka Bad Bunny, is not worthy of such a large American audience. A Fox News host, Tomi Lahren, falsely claimed Bad Bunny wasn't an American artist. It's apparent that Lahren wasn't aware that the Puerto Rician star is automatically a US citizen. But what are facts to the glorious leader's supporters? Dust in the wind.
Racist MAGA morons are really upset with the fact that Bad Bunny has said mean things about their glorious leader. Conservative political extremist Benny Johnson summarized on X why MAGA supporters are pissed about Bad Bunny.
"Massive Trump hater - Anti-ICE activist - no songs in English," he whined.
It gets worse.
Puppy-killer Kristi Noem, who is unfortunately the Homeland Security Secretary, is talking tough and gleefully bragging, "US Immigration and Customs Enforcement will be all over the 2026 Superbowl," maintaining her bitch credentials. Noem also gloated, "The NFL will not be able to sleep at night over its decision to choose Bad Bunny as the halftime performer."
Meanwhile, if you'll look to your left you'll see Portland, Oregon.
I realize you may not be fully aware of what's happening there due to Trump's lies about the city being a burning hell hole that requires surging the military unlawfully into the state.
Brace yourself as we go ground the town documenting what's really happening.
Oh look? There's an ICE facility under siege by a bunch of frogs and assorted animals.
They're protestors in disguise but watching them frolic about to upbeat music is a surreal scene in the midst of the conservative propaganda threatening civilians' rights. One of the Frogs has inspired other amphibian protestors, and I hear there's a Portland chapter already called Frogs for Peace.
As you can see, the Frogs are a humorous symbol of resistance. Go ahead and wave at them. They're fighting for your rights.
As it Stands, believe what your eyes see and not what the first felon and his henchmen say.
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