I have long since ceased to be surprised by Trump's public grifts but I have to admit his latest fundraiser is one of his foulest... asking people to send him money to get to heaven.
It's so wrong on so many levels it's hard to believe it's true that he's pleading for campaign cash that will magically assure he gets a golden elevator ride to heaven. But it is true... an American president asking his followers to make sure he gets eternal life by donating a mere $15.
MAGA supporters who get hit up daily by Trump's endless schemes received an urgent notice the other day that Trump was on a divine mission and they only had 24-hours to cough up their hard-earned money.
Trump's bogus plea instantly reminded me of Oral Roberts (some people confused him with Jimmy Swaggart) who climbed the 200-foot-tall "Prayer Tower" at a college campus in 1987 and said God ordered him to raise $8 million dollars or he would "call him home" if he didn't. As I recall he said he met God's challenge with a last-minute large donation. When asked by who he told the press, "It's none of your business."
As an aside, Trump said he wants to end the war in Ukraine so he can go to heaven. Just saying.
So, here's the setup:
God saved him from an assassin's bullet last year for one reason: to "Make America Great Again." The message casts his political victories and survival as miracles, from defeating Hillary Clinton in 2016 to returning to the White House despite what he called "rigged elections" and "sham cases."
The Passion Play:
"Last year I came millimeters from death when the bullet pierced through my skin. My triumphant return to the White House was never supposed to happened" he gleefully boasted. "But it did."
Personally, I don't think Trump will be going anywhere near heaven as he's a greedy billionaire and an enemy of the people.
His corrupt and criminally deeds will cinch his spot near the Devil - on his knees with his head buried in Lucifer's ass.
But I digress.
The whole point of this post is to show there's no limit to Trump's gall. He's not afraid of God or Satan. That's because his only religion is worshipping himself.
As it Stands, Trump thinks he can take his wealth with him wherever he goes when he dies. Don't bother telling him it doesn't work that way. I want it to be a surprise.
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