Maybe Having Political 'Cage Fights' is the Answer

There's MMA cage fights.

There's WWE cage fights.

Both are entertaining.

Seeing two billionaires fight in a cage match could be entertaining - ala Elon Musk vs Mark Zuckerberg. 

The two social media CEOs are really just trying to drum up business for their sites with a pathetic attempt at being tough guys.

Musk is known for his shit-talking on Twitter. He does however have some jiu jitsu training (probably kicking a dummy or one of his employees around) and Zukerberg has no problem talking smack.

It's just too bad they didn't follow through and really clobber one another. Everyone (but their avid supporters) knew it was a lot of hot air from two loons looking for attention.

Better yet.

Let's have political cage wrestling events between politicians.

I was kind of excited when Sen. Markwayne Mullin challenged Sean O'Brian, the general president of the International Brotherhood of Teamsters, to a cage fight recently. Loved the concept, but of course neither went near a cage.

Here's the cage matches I want to see:

Heavyweight category

Trump vs Chris Christie. While Trump has some world wrestling experience (fake of course) Christie is showing spunk and talking some trash to the former president and most corrupt man in US history. 

Light Heavyweight category

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis and California Gov. Gavin Newsom. The two adversaries represent the opposite ends of our culture wars. It should be entertaining for a few minutes or until Newsom gives DeSantis a bloody nose upon which time DeSantis will stop fighting and start crying.

Middleweight category

Hakeem Jeffries, the democratic minority leader in the House vs Kevin (The Rabbit) McCarthy, the House Speaker. Jeffries is expected to run down his fleeing opponent and pin him to the ground.

And.

House GOP member Lauren Boebert, vs House member Marjorie Taylor Greene. This cage match will be a barn burner for sure! It's the only female fight on the card, and the rivals are from the same party. It'll be billed as "Two Bad-Assed Bitches."

Lightweight category

House GOP member Andy Biggs vs Democrat Ted Lieu. Odds makers are betting Biggs runs out of gas after flapping his gums constantly and Lieu gets plenty of straight shots at his mug.

As it stands, as you can see the possibilities are endless. Maybe we could get something done since MAGA cult minions won't compromise.