House GOP MAGA Minions Had to Buy Diapers and Tissue Paper After Hunter Biden Investigation Was a Nothingburger

The crap flew in the halls of Congress as House GOP lawmaker's bowels burst when the 5-Year Hunter Biden investigation didn't end up in jail time.

A chapter of constant harassment of President Joe Biden's son by MAGA morons was closed but it's not the end of the attacks against Hunter.

After a rush order of adult diapers and tissue paper were delivered to GOP members they gathered, briefly mourned, then set out to continue their senseless attacks using invisible witnesses, whistleblowers, and outright lies. 

The same actors, "Gym" Jordan, Kevin McCarthy, James Comer, Elise Stefanik, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Lauren Boebert, and the rest of the crazy caucus are not losing a beat in their abuse of powers by holding kangaroo courts designed to spread lies about President Biden and Democrats in general.

It's the mother of all aboutism.

But that's all they have to deflect from Trump's growing criminal indictments and trials that lie ahead. It's pathetic. It's undemocratic. Yet, they have elected (so far) to go further down the rabbit hole in defense of their supreme leader.

It's the epitome of polarization and weaponization of government with enough irony to go around for a millennium. Jordan's so called Weaponization of Government committee is a slap in the face of reality. It's projection to the nth degree.

We must not forget the corrupt senators who are buying into the madness with unbridled joy. GOP Sen. J.D. Vance is spitefully holding up nominations for DOJ nominees indefinitely until he gets his way.

Year-round consumer of adult diapers, 89-year-old Chuck Grassley keeps talking about damning Biden audio tapes (it's up to 17 now) that he can't produce despite his accusations of President Biden taking a $5 million dollar bribe from a foreign national.

I have to admit that Rep. Andy Biggs of Arizona came up with the stupidest reply yet to the DOJ's decision not to jail Hunter.

Quote: "The announcement of the charges against Hunter Biden were to distract from Special Counsel John Durham's testimony for the House Intelligence Committee today."

Say what? Biggs like the other inflamed Trump minions has an excuse for anything that doesn't play out like anticipated. Telling more lies is their only choice because most have got their heads so far up into Trumps arsehole they stuck for life!

As it stands, we can expect Trump's lawmaker enablers to continue being his defense team until hell freezes over, or Trump's behind bars for life.