Extremist Republicans are happy with any publicity these days, even if the rest of the country is laughing at their feeble efforts to form a counterculture that attacks everything from food to shoes.
Ban Oreo Cookies?
MAGA moron talking heads, Greg Kelly and Ben Shapiro, are threatening to boycott Oreo's "Gay Cookies" after the company released an LGBTQ film.
The films message that loving homes allow for people to "come out" and be recognized for who they are was like pouring gasoline on a fire for extremist Republicans.
Snickers "Dick Vein" candy bar battle
It all started earlier this month when an eerily smooth Snickers bar began to make the rounds on hate media platforms.
MAGA nuts got all excited about how smooth the bar was and decided that the company had taken the "veins" (ridges) out because they were too "woke."
The fact that these lunatics think a Snickers bar is a dick tells volumes about their perverted thought process.
Nothing has changed. The bars remain the same, veins and all. The MAGA morons must have found a rejected bar to photograph.
In any event the company has a sense of humor. They posted this on Twitter, "Good news, contrary to what's trending on Twitter...the VEINS REMAIN!"
The Cracker Barrel Old Country Store War
Conservative wingnuts crapped their diapers when one of their favorite eateries offered a new addition to their menu ... wait for it... Vegan Sausage! Vegan! My God they wailed the place has gone woke!
Despite the fact that chain restaurants like Burger King offer Impossible Burgers (vegan) or KFC's vegan nuggets, Cracker Barrel conservatives bristled at the announcement and claim it's evidence of caving in to "wokeness" (despite being unable to define the cultural catch word.)
As it stands, the paranoid fantasies of the hard right will continue to evolve even as they mentally devolve.
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