It's not easy to tell who's crazy by just looking at them.
Especially nowadays when people run around wearing political cosplay costumes.
The only way to fully determine if someone is short a couple of bottles of a six-pack is to ask them some basic questions.
After seeking advice from the American Psychiatric Assocation they shared an updated litmus test that I'm passing on to you.
Some core questions to ask:
1. Who is the president of the United States?
This is one of the quickest and most reliable ways of knowing if a person is a dimwit.
2. Is Trump the son of God?
Be prepared to hear blasphemy if you ask this. It's a surefire way to judge just how crazy they are.
3. What year is it?
Sounds too easy, doesn't it? Well guess what? When they start talking about 2020 you caught them red-handed.
4. Should there be more gun safety laws?
Keep a good distance when you ask this question and wear a bullet-proof vest. A normal person wouldn't pull an AR-15 to answer.
5. Is the earth round?
I know. Too easy. Crazies always feel strongly about their flat earth beliefs.
6. Describe what the American flag looks like.
If there's one thing crazies love, it's desecrating the national flag. A crazy will display numerous examples of Trump's fat orange face surrounded in stars and stripes.
Once you've determined your talking with a crazy here's some suggestions:
** Run away as fast as you can!
** Don't stop running.
** Smile pleasantly and suddenly say "Squirrel!" When they look. Run.
** Offer them a cheeseburger or a chicken wing from KFC to go away.
** Back away slowly smiling stupidly (it soothes them) while determining where the quickest escape route is.
** Agree with everything they say and even drool a little to put them at ease.
As it stands, those savvy shrinks emphasized that humor was the best medicine and .... defense!
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