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"Welcome to tonight's special event with Congresswomen Lauren Boebert and Marjorie Taylor Greene!
As previously announced, half of the audience is from Greene's district and the other half is from Boebert's district.
Let's get started with one of Boebert's constituents."
"Congresswoman Boebert, can you list what legislation you have sponsored since taking office?"
"What? Are you a wise guy or something? I sponsored hundreds of bills."
"Did any get to the floor for a vote?"
"That's it! Someone kick this RINO out of here before I sic Greene on him!"
Moderator "Moving on. Joe Blow who's in Congresswoman Greene's district, has a question."
"Congresswoman Greene, what pieces of legislation have you authored that were taken up by Congress?"
"None! And I'm damned proud of it! I spend my time standing up for people like you. The little man with no voice who is always being cancelled. I patrol the halls of Congress making sure no transexual's try to sneak in the wrong bathrooms."
Moderator: "Another question for Congresswoman Boebert."
"Will you autograph this (holds up large photo of her wearing a dominatrix outfit and holding an AR-15)?
I promised my brother who's in prison that you wouldn't cancel him. If you want to put your private number on it, I'll make sure no one but Joe the Jabber (my bro) sees it."
"Of course, see me at my memorabilia booth after this event is over.
I just got a hot-selling shipment of model Jewish Space Lasers that can be assembled with Gorilla Glue."
Moderator "Another question for Congresswoman Greene."
"Congresswoman Greene, my chapter of QAnon is looking for an inspirational right-wing speaker. We're wondering if you could schedule a time to visit in the near future?
"It would be my pleasure. I've already scheduled six other QAnon venues in this district for March. Seven is my lucky number."
"Congresswoman Boebert, what do you think about Russia invading Ukraine?"
"Russia? I thought we invaded Ukraine! Trump said so yesterday. I'll have to get back to you on this."
Moderator "Last question for Congresswoman Greene."
"Is it true that you have access to a videotape of Hillary Clinton and her aide Huma Abedin sexually assaulting a child and then ripping of the child's face to wear as a mask in a Satanic blood sacrifice?"
"You're referring to the Frazzledrip theory in 2018. I do have access to the damning videotape. Rudy Giuliani has a copy hidden in a secret place in his bedroom and Mike Lindell has a copy hidden away along with proof that the 2020 election was stolen."
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"Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, for not puking during the Q and A, or interrupting this event with any fact-checking. I hope to see you again the next time an alt-right event like this occurs.
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