But they still beg for answers somewhere on the planet. Let's get started.
Why do we fart?
I suspect mankind has wondered about that since emerging from caves that were hotboxed by smelly farts.
Doctors will tell you we fart because of a build-up of gas in our guts. But is that all there is?
Is it possible farts could be a genetic form of self-defense? Or perhaps, is mankind cursed with farts for offending the gods in ancient times?
Why are there so many articles telling us how to view an event?
Personally, I think those info pieces are absurd.
One explanation could be that the general public is so stupid they need to be guided like sheep on how to observe something.
Why do we only have five toes?
There are some scientific assumptions, but no definitive answer. As far as I know we should have six, or even seven toes, on each foot for added balance and climbing.
After observing my polydactyl cat Ernie, who has eight toes on each paw, it became obvious we could have used some more toes for traction. It appears we got shorted in that department.
Why does Donald Trump have such small hands?
Observers have always commented on Trump's tiny hands, but I've yet to hear a satisfying reason for their size.
Some scientific types have suggested it's a family affair, but I'm skeptical of that explanation. Look at everyone else in the Trump clan. Even the women have bigger hands than Stump.
My guess is there's a corrupted correlation between those tiny hands and his minuscule brain.
How high is high?
After burning a bowl of chronic ganja, a person gets high. But how high? It's an ancient mystery that needs to be answered.
Is the sky high?
Is the Empty State Building high?
Who's to say what high is?
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That's all I've got for you today. Thanks for stopping by and stay tuned for another As It Stands post that will ask the question, WHY?
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