Monday, May 24, 2021

Handbook on 'New' Republicans Released

After careful research, and encouragement in journalistic circles, I've agreed to share the "New Republican" Handbook.

First

You Know Your A New Republican If:

1. You believe Trump is still president.

2. The 2020 election was stolen

3. You don't believe in Climate Change

4. You don't believe woman should have control over their own bodies

5. You think Josh Hawley and Marjorie Taylor Greene are rising stars in the party

6. You think the EPA is your enemy

The Handbook (Condensed version)

A. Members must all agree on living in an alternate reality where Trump is the King of America

B. Never compromise with the libs or anyone else.

C. Never agree with scientists and proven science

D. All members must genuflect every time they see Trump, or a photo of him

E. Blatant lies are encouraged as long as they benefit the party

F. Members must hate the mainstream media

G. Conspiracy theories are encouraged

H. Party policy permits members to work with America's enemies in disinformation campaigns

I. Goals of the party run from continued racism to dividing the country using fear

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The new handbook comes with lots of pictures because party members strive to be illiterate like their leader Trump.

Keep your eyes peeled as the right-wing media ramps up hate rallies with Trump pursuing the demise of democracy.

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