Good Day World!
Here's some Santa Hacks and Facts:
You're tired of sneaking around the house to hide the presents, telling your child that No, those aren't squirrels in the attic, it's Santa on the roof!, eating the carrots left out for Rudolph (okay, so maybe you still enjoy those cookies for Santa..) and holding your breath every time your kid uses the internet.
It's time to let them know the truth. That Santa is fake. A myth. A story. A fraud. Nothing special. Here's how.
* Here's what Santa looks like according to this 1823 poem "A Visit From St. Nicholas" by caricaturist and political cartoonist Thomas Nast.
* Here's Santa's Phone Number…Grab your family and give him a call at 951-262-3062 to recieve a holiday greeting from Santa and leave your wish list.
* Your kids can keep track of Santa all December long while playing with his elves here.
Time for me to walk on down the road...