Good Day Humboldt County!
True axiom: politicians provide easy fodder for ridicule. Sometimes they even tell funny jokes and quotes about each other. The Democratic National Convention was a good place to pull to joke around and drop pithy quotes books this year.
Oh! The games these kids play…
President Obama – Quotes
"You might not be ready for diplomacy with Beijing if you can't visit the Olympics without insulting our closest ally."
“They want your vote, but they don't want you to know their plan. And that's because all they have to offer is the same prescription they've had for the last thirty years: 'Have a surplus? Try a tax cut. Deficit too high? Try another. Feel a cold coming on? Take two tax cuts, roll back some regulations, and call us in the morning!'"
"If you're sick of hearing me approve this message, believe me, so am I."
Bill Clinton – Quotes
"In Tampa, the Republican argument against the president's reelection was actually pretty simple — pretty snappy. It went something like this: We left him a total mess. He hasn't cleaned it up fast enough. So fire him and put us back in."
Jimmy Fallon – Jokes
"The Democrats are going all out to top last week's Republican Convention. In fact, I heard they're going to have Clint Eastwood yell at a couch."
Conan O’Brian – Jokes
"If you're a donor to President Obama's campaign, you were promised exclusive access to Joe Biden - and for an extra $10,000 absolutely no access to Joe Biden."
Jay Leno – Jokes
“What a different four years makes. At the lastDemocratic Convention the theme was 'hope and change' this time it's 'hope you don't make a change.'"
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Time for me to walk on down the road…