It seems no state is without some wackaloon law that was drawn up by either inebriated or stoned legislators. I’m just saying that in…
Alabama
It’s illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church. Apparently it was a problem at some time in the state’s history!
Alaska
Whispering in someone’s ear while he’s moose hunting is prohibited. I bet Sarah Palin knows that.
Arizona
Cutting down a cactus may earn you a twenty-five-year prison term. I can’t imagine what would happen if you cut down a tree!
Arkansas
It’s illegal to mispronounce the name of the state of Arkansas. I’m trying to picture people walking around in crowds listening for offenders.
California
You may not eat an orange in your bathtub. Don’t even ask.
Colorado
It’s unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor (Denver). It can’t be easy being a good neighbor there.
Connecticut
A pickle cannot actually be a pickle unless it bounces. Okay.
Delaware
It’s illegal to get married on a dare. I wonder if this law was drawn up on a whim?
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