Welcome To Romper Room, Or As It Use To Be Called The White House

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Welcome to Romper Room, or as it use to be known, the White House.

We pick up the story where 'lil Donny is tweeting something stupid straight from Fox and Friends.

The tweet is critical of the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act (FISA), a key surveillance tool that the House was about to reauthorize yesterday morning.

The Man Child-In-Charge tweeted:

“House votes on controversial FISA ACT today. This is the act that may have been used, with the help of the discredited and phony Dossier, to so badly surveil and abuse the Trump Campaign by the previous administration and others?"

Big Baby Trump managed to blast this claim before the nursery staff arrived and the confusion in the West Wing and the halls of Congress became exquisite.

Chief baby-sitter John Kelly's phone wouldn't stop ringing. Lawmakers wandered around like stunned ducks trying to understand just what Donny wanted.

Finally Donny's crack team of clowns put together a new tweet for Donny:

 "With that being said, I have personally directed the fix to the unmasking process since taking office and today’s vote is about foreign surveillance of foreign bad guys on foreign land. We need it! Get smart!"

Okay. Everyone from Sarah Huckabee Sanders to John Kelly, had to act fast to avoid keeping Donny from looking any stupider, or out of touch.

The cat was out of the bag however.

Trump's lack of focus was featured days before during the televised meeting between him and members of Congress, when he contradicted himself several times.

Babysitting Donny is a 24-hour job that only a true Trumpie would attempt.

Whether in the Oval Office or his bedroom, gems like this continue to spew forth from his ass:

During his last meeting on immigration -

“Why are we having all these people from shithole countries come here?”

Time for me to walk on down the road...

Worried That Trump May Nuke Some Nation? You Should Be

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Here's where we're at this morning; the chance of a nuclear holocaust is improving as you read this.

Trump may soon be using smaller nukes to get his way in world negotiations. Let me explain:

Trump's childish taunts against North Korea's leader has been making a lot of countries uncomfortable. However, these taunts are nothing compared to what Trump has planned with his generals.

The end of this month, during his State of the Union speech, Donny is going to share his new nuclear posture with Americans, and the world.

The master plan is to loosen constraints (you read that right) on the use of nuclear weapons!

The Pentagon has signed on with our Moron-in-Charge to supposedly make it easier to get away with using nukes against someone who pisses us off (make that, pisses Trump off).

The puppets at the Pentagon have developed a new low-yield nuclear warhead for US Trident missiles. Why?

Because they have a vision. In it, they develop a modified version of the Trident D5 submarine-launched missiles with only part of their normal warhead. Why?

Because they think that by using smaller nukes (and not taking out a quarter of the planet) it will deter Russia from using it's tactical warheads (which probably could annihilate a quarter of the planet) in a potential conflict.

I know. What will keep the Russians from clobbering us with their big nukes, while we're lobbing lower grade nukes at North Korea, Iran, or Syria?

I don't even want to think about Trump sitting in the Oval office, barely aware of where he's at, and waiting to try out the new nukes in America's arsenal.

If this indeed is is our master plan for national security in the 21st century to protect our nation...then we're fucked!

Time for me to walk on down the road...

The Interview: Is There A Light At The End Of The Tunnel?

Good Day World!

Could it be? 

Is the Russia/Trump investigation coming to an end soon?

Perhaps.

Mueller's request for an interview with Trump has some experts saying it sounds like the natural progression of an investigation. Apparently, it's normal to talk with the main player last.

Let us not forget however, there's nothing normal about this investigation into Trump's, and his campaign staffs, coordination and obstruction of justice.

Trump's outside legal team is trying to avoid a face-to-face interview between Trump and Mueller.

For good reason. If Donny has to sit down more than fifteen minutes and defend himself to Mueller, he's going to come unglued.

His lawyers will prep him with answers, but if he goes off-track, as he often does, he could put both feet in his mouth in minutes.

Then there's Trump's memory.

His legal team knows he can't remember all the lies he's told people. After a lifetime of lying, he's been monitored telling five-a-day since he crept into office behind Putin's bare back.

Because Trump can no longer separate reality from his own alternative universe, Mueller will be able to read his responses in real time...a chilling thought for his legal team.

The odds of the prosecutor's accepting any of Trump's lawyers attempts to avoid a face-to-face interview are (to quote Chuck Rosenberg a former U.S. Attorney) "somewhere between infinitesimally small and zero.”

Kinda like Trump's hands, and his IQ.

Time for me to walk on down the road...