"At Trump's urging, we're investigating his bathroom scale for inflated numbers." - Todd Blanche
Trump stands in front of an audience dressed like Patton and says, "But now I'm bored with Iran, and I want to address a REAL THREAT to national security: the Blockade of My Ballroom!"
Standing in the middle of a barren desert Trump in ragged clothes points towards the horizon and declares, "LOOK! Over there! The Iran Deal! Now do you believe me?"
Marco Rubio sitting next to a drooling sleeping Trump slumped into his chair, "Doubts about the president's health are unfounded, and he will personally testify to his own vigor as soon as he wakes from his daily cabinet meetings nap."
Putin is dressed like a circus master of ceremonies with a little whip that he's snapping in Trump's direction as Trump tries to maintain his balance on a big ball.
A doctor is standing in the front of a podium addressing reporters about Trump's medical report and tells them to "Not judge a book by its cover up."
Trump slaps his name on another U.S. institution. A giant sign is posted in front of a building with colonnades with Trump's scowling mug reads, "Trump SLUSH FUND Agency. Formerly the IRS."
A man and woman are watching TV at home. The woman asks, "So, you don't have a problem with Trump's face being on money?" The man replies, "No, that way I'll know who to blame when it costs $250 to fill my gas tank!"
Trump and Iran's leader are sitting on a teeter-totter. The Iranian leader is reading The Art of the Deal and has weighted the teeter-totter down while a blank looking Trump hangs in the air listening to him read; "Chapter One: The Importance of Leverage."
As it Stands, for the record, I selected the above memes from several free sources available on the internet.
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