It's not easy to tell who's crazy by just looking at them.
Especially nowadays when people run around wearing political cosplay costumes like Kristi Noem.
The only way to fully determine if someone is short a couple of bottles of a six-pack is to ask them some basic questions.
After seeking advice from the American Psychiatric Association, they shared an updated litmus test that I'm now going to share with you.
Some core questions to ask:
1. Who was elected president in 2020?
This is one of the quickest and most reliable ways of knowing if a person is a Maga dimwit.
2. Is Trump the son of God?
Be prepared to hear blasphemy if you ask this. It's a surefire way to judge just how crazy they are.
3. What year is it?
Sounds too easy, doesn't it? Well guess what? When they start talking about 2020 you caught them red-handed.
4. Should there be more gun safety laws?
Keep a good distance when you ask this question and wear a bullet-proof vest. A normal person wouldn't pull out an AR-15 to answer.
5. Is the earth round?
I know. Too easy. Crazies always feel strongly about their flat earth.
6. Describe what the American flag looks like.
If there's one thing a crazy enjoys its desecrating the national flag. A crazy will display numerous versions of the American flag with Trump's fat orange face surrounded with stars and stripes on it.
Once you've determined you are talking with a crazy here's some suggestions:
- Run in the opposite direction as fast as you can!
- Don't stop running
- Smile pleasantly and say "squirrel!" When they look. Run.
- Offer them a cheeseburger from McDonalds to go away.
- Back away slowly smiling stupidly (it soothes them) while looking for the quickest escape route.
- Agree with everything they say and even drool a little to put them at ease.
As it Stands, those savvy shrinks emphasized that humor was the best medicine and... defense!
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