Seen recently at a hospital waiting room, Ubber Von Poke, 42 yrs-old, dug a bit too deep in search of a booger than was bugging him. When emergency surgery was finished, the doctors extracted the finger successfully and put a big marble (cats eye) in place of the punctured orb. His family is hoping he learned his lesson but are cautiously optimistic. Said Mom in a recent interview, "He's always been a curious boy!"
This massive gourd is challenging last year's giant pumpkin, that weighed in at 1,400 pounds, for the biggest pumpkin in the land. It was grown at Fir Point Farms, Aurora, Oregon. I wonder how many pies could be made from this mutated vegetable?
Ashley Todd was recently beaten and mugged at an ATM -
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It's too bad this young woman was hurt, but I think the media is going overboard covering this story (It's a real Google hitter this morning) when there appears to be some doubt about the authenticity of her claims. She claims a black man (who else?) became violent while in the process of robbing her at an ATM machine when he saw the McCain sticker on her car.
Let's see now, do you think the guy might have been dyslexic because he carved a backward B on her cheek? More importantly, where's the proof this incident really happened? I don't want to appear to be cruel, but I can't help pointing out the obvious oddity that throws this whole story into doubt; was her attacker dyslexic or did she carve the B herself while looking in a mirror?
I suspect that the reality is that this woman is a bit misguided and perhaps looking for some publicity that she actually thinks will help the McCain campaign. After a five hour interview with police, and taking a polygraph test, there remains doubt that she told the truth about what really happened. The police are still wondering why the backwards B on her cheek.
Nice try Todd, you had your 15 minutes of fame. I hope you enjoyed it!
CYBER ALERT - A rumor has been going around that Sarah Palin look-a-likes, dressed up for Halloween, intend to try to get last minute voters on Halloween night by impressing them with the real guns their carrying!
This giant man-made hole is actually a diamond mine in Eastern Siberia near the town of Mirna. The suction above it has pulled down several helicopters and is now a restricted air space.
The giant man-made hole below continues to suck in American tax payers money with no end in sight.
Over the last 3 months, 79,511 homes were taken back by lenders. This represents
a 228% increase from last year. Experts predict the numbers will get worse.
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Now that Dubya's presidency is coming to a merciful end we can look to the future
while he rides off into the sunset on one of the Bin Laden family camels!
What did he do for posterity? I'm going to let my visitors answer that.
Target management has been very bad. Now their paying nearly $2 million dollars for overcharging customers after an investigation in five California counties. The civil penalty is supposed to make Target take notice that they can't get away with fraudulent business practices.
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Media organizations will have to pay up
if they want a prime spot to cover Democrat Barrack Obama's election night party.
I have to agree with Fred Brown, a former national president of the Society of Professional Journalists, who said, "The Obama campaign's fee list is a "mercenary way" to approach coverage."
"It seems to needlessly create ill will," said Brown, a retired capitol bureau chief for the Denver Post who still writes regularly for the newspaper.
Click here to see how much it's going to cost the media to cover Obama.
This cute little guy 
is going to try to compete with the popular Pukin Pumpkins post. The "hung over" gourds made a real impression across the country. Let's see what this fluff ball with pumpkin attire can do. Let me know if he's more entertaining than those orange boozers! It looks like this guy could use some love, don't you think?
It's time to expose the dark secret about political polls . We , the people, don't need them. However , the media market needs them ...
