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Sunday, November 13, 2016

What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard Lately?

Good Day World!

I remember watching child star Jay North play Dennis The Menace on TV.

He terrorized his neighbor, Mr. Wilson, to the amusment of millions of TV viewers. 

I wondered what happened to him, and did a little research to find out what he's doing now.

Are you ready for this?.

He's now a correctional officer. Looks like the bad boy grew up to be a good guy!

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A campaign ad for Gerald Daugherty, a Republican candidate for Travis County commissioner in Texas, had this plea from his wife in it:

"Re-elect him before he drives me crazy!"

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A quick change of pace. From funny to Twilight Zone...

Here's what a student (Michael Lee) said in his 1993 High School Yearbook:

"Chicago Cubs, 2016 World Champions. You heard it here first."

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Metta World Peace, who plays for the LA Lakers, claimed ghosts were touching him inappropriately while staying at the Skirvin Hotel in Oklahoma City.

"The ghosts were all over me. I just accepted it" he said, according to NewsOk.com. 

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Then there was the Ohio mom who put up this sign in her house:

"This room has been cleaned for the holidays and is officially CLOSED until Thanksgiving."

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And finally, a funny famous quote to send you on your way:

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein

Time for me to walk on down the road...

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