Thanks to Stupid.com we have a Christmas list just in time for the holidays. Here's the top ten sellers:
1. SCREAMING CHICKEN - This rubber chicken doesn't squeak or squawk. It screams!
2. WEALTH DISTRIBUTION 2008 HOLIDAY ORNAMENT - This tree ornament announces that the ornament that use to be there has been removed and given to someone in need. The Redistribution Holiday Ornament will let everyone know you're spreading the wealth whether you want to or not.
3. MINI GUITAR HERO - Minature version of the mega-hit game is barely six inches long, but you can still rock out to songs by Queen, Cheap Trick, Nirvana, and the Police.
4. POTTY PUTTER - Why waste time on the toilet seat when you can use it to get ready for the fairway? Potty putter contains everything you need for an exciting round of golf without leaving your seat, including a putting green for around the toilet, mini putter, flag stick, and two golf balls.
5. WASABI FLAVORED GUMBALLS - These potent green confections offer an intense explosion of Wasabi.
6. MEN'S UNDERWARE REPAIR KIT - In this troubled economy don't throw away your old underware, but repair it with the Men's Underware Repair kit. This handy, inexpensive kit provides everything you need to get your unsightly undershorts back to a presentable state.
7. OBAMA "YES WE CAN" OPENER - Every election spawns some interesting products, but this has to be the stupidest. To some Obama fans however, this will probably become a collector's item.
8. "HOW TO TIE A TIE" Tie - This stylish tie has simple knot-tying instructions printed on front - just follow the 6-step-by-step diagrams.
9. 2009 DOG POOP CALENDAR - Each month features a spectacular landscape or breathtaking tableau, but somewhere in every shot there's a pile of dog poop!
10.POLE DANCER ALARM CLOCK - When the alarm goes off, dance music plays and disco lights flash. At the same, a buxom blond dancers gyrates around a pole under the spinning disco ball.
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