Tuesday, November 14, 2017
I Get It Now! Chief of Staff John Kelly Is A Comedian
Good Day World!
I have to tell you folks, Kelly really had me going there for awhile.
I thought he was the only adult in the West Wing at one point.
I thought he was an honest man.
And, I was wrong on both counts.
After his brazen lie about what Rep. Wilson supposedly said, it was apparent he was no different than any of the other vermin Trump brought into the White House.
After that he went on silly ass rants about Robert E. Lee and the Confederacy, suggesting the war wasn't about slavery and they're were good men on both sides.
You know, like Trump said when the white supremacists paraded around Charlottesville,Virginia, and someone was murdered by a neo-Nazi?
"There's good people on both sides," he claimed.
Having established Kelly's chops as a true Trumpie with no soul, there's one more area that needs exploring.
How has he lasted this long without pissing Trump off?
Then it came to me, Kelly is a comedian. He's like one of those straight-faced fellows who can make you pee your pants because you're laughing so hard!
Here's a good recent example:
Reporter: Do you think the president's tweets have been a problem on this tour?"
Kelly: Believe it or not, I don't follow his tweets.
I'll give you a moment for a good belly laugh...
Kelly's little stand-up routine for the traveling press just kept getting funnier.
Reporter: Aren't you concerned that Trump is saying the North Korean leader is short and fat when this trip is about calming down the war talk?"
Kelly: It is, what it is.
Wait! Hold on a moment! Kelly has to be joking....right?
Time for me to walk on down the road...