These two columns have been published in Nolan Chart today:
1) Paranoid police picked the wrong convention to model riot gear!
Anyone with any sense should have known that anti-war protestors will go for the source-the Republican's National Convention. Just who started the wars anyhow?
2)Okay let's just get it out in the open: Playing The Gender Card With Palin.
Everyone on the planet knows that some of Hillary's followers were feminists who were voting on the Gender Card, and that when she lost to Obama they had to go somewhere!