As usual the regime turned off the air conditioning to make sure the reporters were uncomfortable. While waiting for Trump to waddle out the reporters were busy comparing notes and talking about what Trump's announcement was going to be about.
ABC reporter: "I got a tip that Trump was going to talk about Iran and make a big announcement."
NBC reporter: "Do you think Trump is going to tell us he surrendered?"
CBS reporter: "It's more likely that he's going to boast about what a deal he made with the Iranian government involving investing in his family cryptocurrency and a new Trump golf course in Tehran."
Fox News reporter: Who says it has to be about Iran? It might be about the precautions our beloved president is taking to make sure the midterms aren't rigged by the liberals.
OAN reporter: It could be about exposing a Democratic plot to take over the midterms."
Fox News reporter: "Do you mean voting by mail?"
NBC reporter: "Maybe Trump, who is obviously ill, is going to share a Road to Damascus moment and admit his crimes hoping for a spot in Heaven."
CBS reporter: "It's more like he's going to announce a pact with the Devil."
ABC reporter: "I'm wondering if this is something corporate will allow me to report on."
OAN reporter: "My sources tell me that beloved leader is going to announce that he's made alien contact with a group of Martians taking a vacation on earth."
The conversations suddenly came to a halt as Trump's theme song YMCA by the Village People blared from hidden speakers. Trump slowly bumbled his way towards the podium but walked right past it forcing his handlers to turn him around and gently escort him back.
An expectant hush filled the room.
Trump who was blinking rapidly to keep his eyes open while triumphantly raising both arms to the sky declared, "I have created a year around Reflecting Pool Task Force that will permanently protect out national treasure by harassing visitors and tourists who get too close to its American Blue water!"
As it Stands, the funny thing is I can really see this happening in America today.
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