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Hello brothers and sisters throughout the world!

It's my honor to share a new philosophy with you that will positively change your life if you practice the teachings of its founder - Alfred E. Neuman. 

Are you excited yet? We all want a better life, right? 

Imagine if you could meet every challenge in your life with the same confident calm and lack of concern. Amaze your friends with your newfound power of stoic stupidity. You'll be the life of any party.

Are you ready?  Focused?

Okay. You need to chant "What Me Worry?" at least three times a day. Some eager newcomers even chant the sacred words a dozen times a day. 

In between your daily chants you'll learn to roll with whatever life offers up and not get bummed out. If someone tells you that your house burned down just say "What Me Worry?" This sage statement is your gateway to being happy regardless of what happens in your insignificant life.  

If America's Felon-In-Charge, aka Trump, is getting on your nerves just remember to say, "What Me Worry?"  

No matter how outrageous Trump's lies are you won't lose your cool when you say the magic words. Your newly acquired superpower has no limits. Think about that for a moment.

There are more philosophies than fleas on a junkyard dog, so I won't bother listing them. Absurdism comes closest to Founder Neuman's philosophy by stressing humanity's failed efforts to find meaning in the universe. Founder Neuman took it to the next step - who gives a damn? - or "What Me Worry?"

I propose that Americans adopt this new philosophy right now during these perceived Days of Destruction of America's Democracy as presented by the orange dictator waddling around the Oval Office. There's always the chance that justice will be meted out to Trump and his minions. Meanwhile... don't worry about it.

As it Stands, I proudly pledge to practice this new philosophy-so help me Alfred E. Neuman.

About Multiverses and Superheroes on the Silver Screen

Legendary comic book writer and editor (Stan Lee) who co-created many Marvel characters, always used the phrase "Onward and Upward" to show Marvel's spirit of innovation and ambition.

 

Hence...

Marvel Entertainment opened up an age when superheroes leapt from the comic pages to the big screen.  Throughout the adventures of various super characters there was - from the very beginning - an underlining theme that grew more popular over the decades. Exploring the multiverse.

Say what? 

Basically, the multiverse is a hypothetical set of all universes. Together, these universes are presumed to comprise everything that exists: the entirety of space, time, matter, energy, information, and all the physical laws and constants that describe them.

The concept of multiple universes, or multiverse, has been discussed throughout history. It has evolved and has been debated in various fields, including cosmology, physics, and philosophy.

Despite their efforts to analyze data in search of evidence for other universes, scientists say there's been no statistically significant evidence found. But that's not the end of the story.

In 2015, an astrophysicist said he found evidence of alternate or parallel universes by looking back in time to a time immediately after The Big Bang (not the TV series silly!). He's yet to find another authority that agrees with his claims. Still, there are some scientists today delving into the mysteries of the multiverse.

Frankly I have a hard time wrapping my small brain around the whole concept of alternate or parallel universes. 

As a Marvel fan dating back to early Captain America adventures, I've always enjoyed plots with twists. When those plots were transferred to the movies, I was excited. It was a fan's dream.

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Overview of the Marvel Cinematic Universe

The Infinity Saga: Phase One (2008-2012)

Iron Man (May 2, 2008) plus 6 other releases.

Phase Two (2013-2015)

Guardians of the Galaxy (Aug. 1, 2014) plus 5 other releases.

Phase Three (2016-2019)

Captain America: Civil War (May 6, 2016) plus 10 other releases.

Phase Four: The Multiverse Saga (2021-2022)

Black Widow (July 9, 2021) plus 6 other releases.

Phase Five (2024-2025) 

Deadpool & Wolverine (July 26, 2024)

The Thunderbolts was released on May 2, 2025.

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As it Stands, sometimes I feel like I'm living in a parallel universe where America has crowned a king, and I really need to get back to the real world where America isn't a police state.

John Wayne: Forgiving an American Idol

Vietnam 1970 - I had been in country one week when my squad leader said, "We don't need any John Waynes in this squad."

At first, it was hard for me to understand why everyone seemed so down on the duke.

At 19 (photo right) I knew very little about politics. 

I learned that Wayne used his iconic status to support conservative causes that kept the war going. That included rallying support for the Vietnam war by producing, co-directing and starring in the critically panned Green Berets in 1968.

That movie was propaganda, pure and simple. 

After a while, I understood why his name had come to represent the establishment and the senseless war we were fighting. 

I found out firsthand that there were no heroes like the ones in the movies. Just survivors. 

Most of the South Vietnamese (who we were supposedly fighting for) I met wanted us to go home. I slowly became aware we were just invaders, not saviors.

I never saw anyone cry out, "For God and Country" and charge into enemy bunkers with M-16 blasting away. That's not the war I saw. I saw corruption on the South Vietnamese side and the American side. A thriving black market. Master sergeants in supply getting rich. And lots of Americans doing drugs.

How could my boyhood hero have supported such a massive mistake? What made Marion Mitchell Morrison side with the bad guys? 

Time hasn't been kind to him.

People still hold John Wayne in contempt for the paradox between his early actions - he never went into the military - and his rampant patriotism in later decades.

His widow suggested he was that way because he felt guilty, and not because he was a hypocrite.

I once use to work as a security guard at the gated community where he and his wife Pilar lived in Newport Beach (1974), and I saw him there regularly. 

He was easy to talk with. We had many interesting conversations, him in his non-descript Ford station wagon, and me standing there in a rent-a-cop uniform at the front gate.

When Wayne found out I was a Vietnam veteran he treated me with even more respect, which at the time was a rare experience for Vietnam veterans throughout the country. 

One day, when I told him I was getting married, he gave me a cigar and wished me the best of luck.

You know what? I forgave Wayne a long time ago for being a hawk during the war. I believe he meant well.

As it Stands, I wonder what that cigar would have sold for at auction. I'll never know because I smoked it to a stub the first chance I got.