Since then, Trump has decided to dress his minions for grifting success.
The trend started slowly when Trump bought his senate minions shoes like his.
The minions didn't complain when the shoes didn't fit because he guessed at everyone's size. They grinned and bore their pain for dear leader.
Trump didn't stop there, however. Oh, hell no!
The narcissist-in-charge decided to dictate what his supporters should wear - from top to bottom. Whitey tighties like Trump's were the foundation garment paired with a white sleeveless wife-beater t-shirt.
The first suck-up to show off his underwear was Mark Rubio (see photo above) who showed up at a staff meeting to share his new fashion statement. Little Marco was applauded by his fellow minions who quickly left in order to purchase their own Trump-endorsed whitey tighties.
In the next meeting Sen. James Langford strolled in wearing an imitation of Trump trousers that hung loosely on his skinny ass and pooled around the top of his Trump shoes. Not to be outdone Sen. Tom Cotton wore the signature pants, but that they were too short for his long legs. However, he still maintained a baggy look that gave him a bubble ass.
Once the word was out, the sycophants had to dress like dear leader they scrambled to comply. Senate GOP Leader John Thune proudly sported an extra-long red tie even though he tripped every time he took a step.
Instead of the Senate button Trump's cronies wore a button with Trump's orange mug surrounded by the motto, "Seal of Stupidity."
Wearing the same clothes as the first felon soon wasn't enough to show proper loyalty. The imitation of dear leader's clothes morphed into a hair and makeup challenge that his puppets found to be fun.
Sen. Ted Cruz took the prize for imitating the bird's nest on top of Trump's fat head. Using a combination of chicken feathers and week-old strands of angel hair pasta he created a matching headpiece that even fooled Trump who thought it was real hair like his. Wink! Wink!
After applying bronzer to their faces some of the senators appeared to be Hispanic-looking whereupon the others tried to deport them.
The senate's latest demonstration of servile and spineless allegiance was noticed by House MAGAnuts who wasted no time in copying their gutless colleagues.
As it Stands, I'm waiting for Trump to monetize this latest fashion statement for his followers and to open up a retail store called, "The House of Trump." Motto: Fashions for fascists.
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