Bigly Expose: A Day in the Life of a MAGA Politician

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Buck wakes up and says his morning prayer, "Deliver me from the Democrats and the Constitution, so help me Trump. MAGA. MAGA."

When he gets dressed, he makes sure his red tie hangs down to his toes after sprinkling Trump's latest fragrance - Victory 45-47 all over his body. He double checks his Trump Tennis shoes to make sure they're clean then stands in front of a full-length mirror and chants "USA! USA! USA!" while waving his MAGA cap.

The day starts with a gathering of MAGA morons from both the House and Senate where they pray that God will protect Trump and then they shill for a $15 donation so that Trump can go to heaven.

The first committee meeting Buck goes to is the Weaponization of Everything Against Liberals panel where the Republican majority plots out attacks against blue states and Democrats running for any office. After a hearty round of lies and misinformation Buck and his cohorts are turned loose to look for trouble somewhere else.

Then it's time for Bucks Podcast, " God's Warrior Against Woke." After exchanging conspiracy theories with extremists hiding in their parent's basement, Buck signs off playing "YMCA." 

A late lunch came next as Buck gathered some of his cronies and they all went to the Cracker Barrel to celebrate the restaurants return to its old logo because Trump and a host of MAGA nuts told the business to... or else.

Content with stuffing himself with eggs, grits, fried apples, Hashbrown Casserole, and Hamburger Steak, Buck had to hurry back to the Capitol for another committee meeting.

The Near Sight Committee was just being called to order when Buck waddled in, sweating like a pig because he had to fast walk down the corridors. The Republican majority then called for input on taking apart the Department of Education. When it came time for Buck's five minutes, he emphasized the need to get rid of federal standards for schools and to let the states teach children with anti-woke ideology. 

With no more meetings to attend Buck went back to his apartment and changed into a tuxedo. He had booked a private plane to take him to Palm Beach, Florida because his master had invited him for dinner at Mar-a-Lago. 

He was so excited at the thought of getting to sit at Trump's feet (it would be easy with no spine) and getting his table scrapes that he gnawed on his thumb to suppress his joy.

As it Stands, can you guess which MAGA senator or congressman Buck is? If you guessed all of them your right.