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Scientists like to classify things and share them with us unscientific types. In turn we feel good knowing there's an order to the universe. Well, most of us do. The flat-earthers will never go away.
I think my favorite classification category is Politicians and Animals. Understanding the close relationships between the two goes a long way in explaining our polarized politics.
Like any list, or classification, there's always new input to add to its validity. Scientists have been zealous about keeping track of new developments this year and just announced the following changes.
Update on Vertebrates (back bones) and Invertebrates (no back bones) of Politicians and Animals:
New Additions Under Vertebrates
Cassidy Hutchinson
Liz Cheney
Adam Kinzinger
New Additions Under Invertebrates
GOP Leadership is now listed between worms and crustacea.
Some special additions under Mollusca:
Mitch McConnell
Dr. Oz
Hershel Walker
Some special additions under Crustacea:
Lindsey Graham
Ron DeSantis
Rick Scott
One special addition under Worms:
Donald Trump
Isn't it nice to know there's scientific categories that help us with our daily lives - like who to vote for?
As it stands, now if only scientists could come up with a cure for Trumpism!
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