"Life is like coffee. The darker it gets, the more it energizes." - Ankita Singhal
Feel like having some fun today? Try this on.
News flash: 2020 presidential election kicks off with new Political Olympics featuring America's politicians displaying their many skills.
Teams: Democrats, Republicans, and Independents.
Times and Locations: Wednesday, June 12, 2019 - Capitol Hill and state legislatures will formerly kick off next years presidential elections by performing feats of rhetoric and not passing any legislation until after January, 2021.
Events: Full Contact Subpoena Ball; Caucus Weight Lifting, Liar's Dice; the mile long Filibuster run; the 50-yard Corruption Sprints; and the Flip Flop Gym events designed to feature verbal contortions that will leave audiences gasping.
Under Aquatic - the 10 meter Presidential Backstroke; the 200 meter Committee Crawl; and the 100 meter Freestyle Forum.
Also, Lobbyist Diving, and one event that is sure to pull an audience, Shark vs Shark, where the politician has to swim to one side of the pool before the Great White waiting in the water gets him!
Meanwhile, we can all just Dream On with Aerosmith!
Time for me to walk on down the road...
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