Part 1 - 2025 Begins with a Mass Pardon for Criminals - Then It Got Worse

Part 1 of a 5 -Part Series 

Editor's Note - I'm going to pretend 2025 never happened after I finish this series depicting the destruction of Democracy and decency in America.

On Day One Donald J. Trump, the convicted felon who stole the 2024 election with Elon Musk's help, pardoned 1,500 insurrectionists who tried to help him steal the 2020 presidential election.

On Day Two Trump created the "Department of Government Efficiency" (Doge) with Elon Musk in charge. Musk reduced the federal workforce by hundreds of thousands by using legal and illegal authority to purge workers and agencies like USAID.

By Day Three Trump already had caused more chaos in the country than President Biden's entire term.

Highlights include "Liberation Day" when Trump announced sweeping new tariffs on every country in the world. The result was predictable; prices on everything in the United States went up and the negative effect is still rocking the economy.

Trump's ridiculous campaign claim that he could end the war between Russia and Ukraine was just another big lie to get elected. The two countries are still engaged in a hot war during these waning days of 2025.

Bombast and bullshit... Trump's claim he ended eight wars is pure propaganda. The supposed peace agreement between Hamas and Israel collapsed a day after it was signed in Qatar even though neither side was represented by its leaders. 

Since then, there has been constant violations and this month a United Nations commission concluded that Israel had committed acts of genocide as defined by international law against Palestinians in the Gaza Strip.

Wild claims. Because Trump hosted an accord between Congo and Rwanda, he claimed to have ended their 30-year war. Since the signing the two countries have continued to murder each other's civilian populations despite Trump's claim there will be a "great miracle" on Dec. 4 ending the war.

Since Trump took office, the United States has been involved in six ceasefires or peace agreements. Not all of the countries give credit to Trump's regime for being involved.

As a matter of fact, it only appears one of the six countries gave Trump credit. The war between Armenia and Azerbaijan (which Trump can't pronounce) ended with praise for our dictator-in-charge.

One of the most controversial things that the Trump regime has done is to deploy the national guard and active-duty troops to cities that were run by Democrats. 

Under the guise of his new racist immigration laws the military was surged into cities to supposedly protect ICE agents who were illegally rounding up brown people and denying them their rights.

I can't sum up this historically terrible year in one post. Thus this 5-part series. 

Future posts will have more details on this corrupt regime from concealing the Epstein files to the black market of pardons where six million spells a "get out of jail" card signed by Trump. He claims he doesn't use the autopen but there's no way you can convince me he penned over 1,700 pardons thus far this year.

As it Stands, Part 2 will take an in-depth look at the Epstein file scandal rocking Washington.

Christmas Blog Break - I'll Be Back Dec. 27th

Dear readers, it's time to step away from the keyboard and take a holiday break.

I want to wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. 

I'll be back on Dec. 27th to rant and rave about the Year in Review. 

Meanwhile I invite you to look to the right of this page and preview past posts archived back to 2018. If you scroll down to the bottom of the page and look to the right, you'll see a link to my other blog - The Creative Chronicles of Dave Stancliff featuring poetry and original fiction stories.

I wrote a Sunday column for a daily newspaper in Eureka, California for about five years. Here's a link to The Times-Standard.

As it Stands, thank you for stopping by.

My 2025 Christmas Wish List (Warning Harsh Words Ahead)

All I want for Christmas is:

#1- That asshole Trump to be impeached and imprisoned.

AND

- The First Felon's entire Cabinet impeached and imprisoned.

- The war against black and brown people to stop. And for Kristi Noem and Stephen Miller to be sent to El Salvador's infamous prison after they are both impeached.

- Trump's name off of the Kennedy Center.

- Trump's name off of the Institute of Peace.

- For the Supreme Court to stop furthering the MAGA agenda.

- For Americans under Trump's sway to suddenly become enlightened and cast him from their lives and embrace truth over lies.

- An end to the chaos in our country that Trump has created.

- A new awakening in the land where neighbors don't fear their neighbors.

- For libraries to stay open and reject any attempts at banning books.

- For Congress to undergo a transformation where our elected lawmakers actually work for the people... not Don the Con.

- For the rest of the free world not to give up on us because we have a lunatic leader. He won't be there forever.

- Is for the Epstein Files to have a smoking gun (several would be nice) incriminating Donny without a doubt.

As it Stands, I actually have two lists. One for the naughty and one for the nice. I'm still working on the nice one.

Ahoy! Matey! GOP Senator Proposes Maritime Version of the Proud Boys

Here we go again.

It's MAGA cosplay time.

This edition features far-right Senator Mike Lee introducing a bill allowing private citizens to play pirates and to seize Venezuelan ships.

What Lee is proposing is nothing more than a maritime version of the Proud Boys turned loose in international waters.

What could possibly go wrong?

Are you kidding me?

Let's back up for a moment and see where the inspiration for this crazy idea came from. Little known fact: American piracy is permitted by the U.S. Constitution with government approval. Who knew?

During the 1700s, following the founding of the nation, when the British had the most powerful navy in the world, the founders essentially state-sanctioned piracy. They issued a "writ" or commission called a Letter of Marque which was basically a get out of jail free card.

Later, during the War of 1812 against Britain "writs" were handed out to anyone with a ship and a grudge against England.

Back to the present.

Today, the United States is considered to have the strongest navy in the world. As Trump put it, "...we have the greatest armada in the world off the coast of Venezuela." 

So why commission pirates when the largest aircraft carrier in the world and its accompanying fleet, are already there?

I'll tell you why, Lee is counting on the ignorance of the populace to pass his bill, which he calls The Cartel Marque and Reprisal Reauthorization Act. The idea is for private citizens and groups (note groups) in defending America from cartels at sea.

I can just see a ship with a Trump flag flying and full of far-right luminaries cruising around in international waters looking for trouble. Nothing to worry about with that crew defending freedom, right?

The way I look at it, Trump is the equivalent of a Somali pirate for illegally seizing two Venezuelan oil tankers and murdering 104 people in small boats. No quarter given. This is just another example of Trump minions trying to impress dear leader.

You know the world is upside down right now when you have a lawmaker announcing he's fine with pirates and murder. In normal times Lee would have been laughed out of the chamber for proposing such lunatic legislation.

Of course, these are not normal times, ever since Trump got into politics and infused them with his special poison.

I can't help wondering if Lee has been following Kristi Noem's cosplay characters and it inspired him to come up with playing pirates.

As it Stands, I think I'm immune to being shocked by the stupid things MAGA morons do for the First Felon.

'Sucking Up' is a Sport in the Trump Regime

It's just another day of Republicans competing to see who can embarrass themselves the most by crawling up Trump's colon and singing his praises.

Listen to Secretary of Commerce, Howard Lutnick, tell Fox News host John Roberts that Trump's "mathematically impossible" claim he's cutting drug prices by 600% is actually correct.

It was a surprise to me to hear Robert's grilled Lutnick and told him that cutting something by 100% would mean that a customer gets their medication for free. 

"Well, if you cut something by 100 percent, the cost goes down to zero," Roberts explained. "If you cut it by four five or 600 percent, the drug companies are actually paying you to take their product. So, it raises the question, how much of Trump's Wednesday night speech was hyperbole and how much was fact?"

What was Lutnik's response? Believe it or not he laughed and said "no." His comeback was as lame as you can get, "It depends on how you look at it" he claimed while smiling stupidly at Roberts and the TV viewers.

This recent exchange is part of an ongoing effort among Trump minions to see who can hold their breath the longest while their head is inserted up his anus. It's like a sport, but there are no winners. Just losers praising a dictator who demands complete loyalty.

Every now and then Trump calls for a full cabinet meeting where each member heaps praise on the convicted felon hoping to stay in his good graces. It's like a mini-Olympics with each contestant abasing themselves for the glory of dear leader. It's pathetic but true.

Cabinet Meetings are a Spectar Sport.

Before watching one of these suck-up marathons I advise keeping a barf bag nearby as one official after another obsequiously kowtows to Trump. They stroke his paper machete ego and try to prevent their emotionally incontinent strongman from having a meltdown.

The cowardly cabinet members are given the opportunity to competitively slobber over Trump with melodramatic praise. This should come as no surprise to us all as most of the cabinet members came from Fox News. 

These empty-headed grifters are the anchors of Trump's carefully curated misinformation universe, many of whom know they are speaking directly to an audience of one, like a hive mind responding to the queen bee.

Trump's campaign of terror against innocent people has made America what he always wanted it to be - a last choice destination for immigrants - a place you would migrate to if you literally had no other choice.

Perhaps Trump's biggest evil achievement is the way he's reduced the Republican party into a collection of clowns who look forward to performing at his cabinet meetings.

As it Stands, I can see future historians scratching their heads while trying to make sense of these humiliating "suck-up" sessions. 

Welcome to that Dystopian Future You Always Feared

It's here.

Every dark dystopian prediction that writers and political pundits have predicted is upon us like a black cloud across the country. Americans are unwilling participants watching Trump's corruption foul every branch of government and their lives.

The first felon has a lot of plans for next year's 250th Anniversary of our nation. Buckle up and I'll share some of the events that are planned by Don the Con to glorify his regime under the guise of celebrating American Independence.

One of the larger events involves a man and a woman from each state and territory being summoned to the nation's capital to battle it out before a national audience.

A so-called sporting event called "Patriot Games" will be one of next year's low lights and if it sounds to you more like a plot from Suzanne Collins' dystopian book series "The Hunger Games" you're not alone.

I don't even want to think what the competitions will involve.

There's a slate of events for next year that's being organized by Freedom 250, a supposedly non-partisan organization that was appointed by Trump minions. 

The group promises to, "...cherish our God-given freedoms and build the Golden Age of Opportunity for the next 250 years." Trump's gold gilded ballroom will be an example of what Americans can look forward to.

There will be a "Spirit of America" parade honoring fallen soldiers despite the national holiday we already have. It's called Memorial Day. Let's hope it's not another embarrassing sad-assed parade like Trump's Birthday gala earlier this year.

Speaking of birthdays, Donny's got a bigly event planned for his next June 14th when the White House is going to host a UFC fight on the White House's South Lawn, marking both flag day and his 80th birthday. 

It would mark the first time that the White House hosted a sporting event... demeaning the People's House in a display of savagery best suited for arenas built for that purpose.

I'm skeptical about Trump's version of the "Great American State Fair" another event to take place on the White House grounds with exhibits from all 50 states. Don't be surprised if each state exhibits golden Trump statues forged by patriotic election denying MAGA minions.

From Margaret Atwood's terrifying misogynist dystopia, The Handmaid's Tale, to George Orwell's 1984 a vision of a totalitarian government is coming true. 

Aldous Huxley who presented a future where the World Controllers have created the ideal society, is particularly chilling where people are happy consumers, kept docile with a sinister mix of genetic engineering, brainwashing and the use of recreational sex and drugs.

We're already in living in Ray Bradbury's book Fahrenheit 451 where books are burned/banned and intellectual thought is illegal.

With Trump guiding our futures there's not a lot to celebrate right now as all Americans go into survival modes and hope - beyond hope - the Age of Trump will quickly end.

As it Stands, to my utter dismay dystopian fiction and fact have collided in the 21st century.

Raccoon to the Rescue: A Much-Needed Relief

I often look for funny stories to share as a relief to all of the bad news that comes out daily. 

It's not easy looking for comic relief when the country is under assault from the Trump regime. The stories are out there, however. Here's one:

Recently a racoon made national news because he broke into a liquor store and got drunk. 

Somehow a racoon came through the ceiling of a liquor store in a strip mall and wreaked havoc in the liquor aisle breaking dozens of bottles on the floor and lapping up their contents. When he was discovered the next day the store owner found him passed out in the bathroom. His chubby little body was splayed out in a classic drunken stupor.

I don't know about you, but I think raccoons are charming little bandits, but I'm careful not to get too close (if they're in the wild) because they have razor sharp claws and dagger-like teeth. It's okay to look and laugh just don't mistake their cute appearance for being docile creatures.

Seeing as how we are discussing racoons I have to give kudos to Paul McCarthy who wrote and sang Rocky Raccoon. It's on the Beatles White Album that came out in 1968. I confess it has nothing to do with a real raccoon. The main character's name was Rocky Raccoon. But it was a fun song. Here's the opening lyrics.

"Now somewhere in the black mining hills of Dakota

There lived a young boy named Rocky Raccoon

And one day, his woman ran off with another guy

Hit young Rocky in the eye

Rocky didn't like that

He said, 'I'm gonna get that boy'

So, one day, he walked into town

Booked himself a room in the local saloon..."

I know. That was a stretch, but in fairness I bet a lot of pet raccoons were named Rocky after the album came out.

If you would like to read some raccoon stories that are clever, interesting, comical, and entertaining I reccomend visiting the Wimberley Valley Forums online at VisitWimberly.com.

Here's a fun fact, a raccoon lived in the White House as a pet to President Calvin Coolidge.

Here's another: The Maine Coon is half cat and half raccoon and is one of the oldest feline breeds in North America.

Q - What do you call a group of raccoons?

A - A nursey or a gaze.

Q - What do you call a baby raccoon?

A - A kit.

Q - What do you call a female raccoon?

A - A sow.

Q - What do you call a male raccoon?

A - A boar.

As it Stands, we all deserve a break today from the chaos that's happening across the country.

Jack Smith Tells Congress He Has Proof Trump Tried to Overthrow Election Results - Crickets

Somewhere, behind closed doors in a secret room Wednesday morning, former special counsel Jack Smith told a committee he had found "proof beyond a reasonable doubt" that Trump engaged in a "criminal scheme" to overturn the 2020 election.

We know this because his opening statement was obtained by NBC News. Beyond that no one knows what was said or what questions were asked. 

Despite repeated requests to publicly testify Trump's lapdogs refused to let him. Their fear is palpable that the public will be outraged when they hear solid evidence that Trump is a traitor.

Since Day One of his second term, Trump has been going after everyone involved in investigating his attempt to overthrow a legitimate election result. 

Jack Smith has been Trump's main target along with all of the investigators in the DOJ and FBI who worked on Trump's attempted subversion of the Constitution.

Smith testified that his team turned up "powerful evidence that showed Trump willfully retained highly classified documents after he left office in Jan. 2021, storing them at his social club, including in a bathroom and a ballroom where events and gatherings took place."

The committee however wasn't interested in hearing about Volume II of Smith's report and instead they brought up their latest conspiracy theory about nine Republicans who supposedly had their phones illegally "tapped" by Smith.

Let's step back a moment to look at the House Oversight Committee that insisted on a closed-door grilling that's chaired by one of Trump's most spineless minions, locker room pervert Jim Jordan.

Going back further in time we know the fix was in when a Trump-appointed judge Aileen Cannon dismissed the classified documents case and the 2020 election interference case prior to his re-election.

Cannon also banned the release of the reports, as well as "any information or conclusions in Volume II of Smith's final report should not be made public."

Why? Because the reports were damning evidence.

Since then, Trump has been on a crusade against everyone who exposed his corruption and lies. He's weaponized the Department of Justice, the FBI, the Department of Homeland Security, and every other government agency in his pursuit of absolute power.

I still find it hard to believe that the Republican party is so afraid of Trump their willing to violate the Constitution and every law in the land. They're all cowards who are only concerned with protecting dear leader and their own asses.

As it Stands, despite all of Trump's efforts to whitewash his corruption the truth is still out there and documented in numerous videos, investigative documents, and taped testimonies. His lunatic legacy is already in the history books.

Mirror Mirror on the Wall - Who is the Vilest of them All?

He stands in front of a mirror admiring himself every morning.

His face is chalk white but will soon be a garish bronze after he slathers on his secret tan for tyrants. 

He tries to whistle while squeezing into his clothes but only a ribbon of drool runs down his too long red tie.

While patting down the bird's nest on his head he applies foundation makeup to his tiny hand, slathering it on so thick it looks like wet cement. He's ready for the day.

He's in fine form as he spews a sick rant on his failing website attacking Rob Reiner and his wife after they were brutally murdered by their son. 

He claimed Rob died because he had Trump Derangement Syndrome. The vile screed he posted horrified conservatives and liberals across the country. What kind of man would say such evil things?

He's the kind of man who is a malicious narcissist who knows he can get away with saying anything and not be held to account. He truly believes he's above the law. He's a bully and a coward. He mocks morality. He despises the truth. 

He holds Cabinet meetings where simpering sycophants praise him and enable him to run rampant over the Constitution and people's freedoms. He brazenly lies in public and doubles down when called out for his falsehoods.

Rejecting reality has become an art form where his cult coddles him and gleefully accepts his version of the world despite evidence to the contrary. He's created an alternate universe that's poisoned the minds of millions.

A typical day for him involves bragging about his projects like building a massive ballroom that will dwarf the White House or constructing a triumphal arch (celebrating his achievements) on the National Mall. 

Daily briefings about the current state of affairs nationally and internationally are play time for the easily bored narcissist where staffers share photos, cartoons, memes, and very brief notes while gently shaking him awake from time to time.

Sometimes he talks about heaven which inspires him so much that he started a new grift asking supporters to send him money to pave the way to the pearly gates. His lunatic followers think he's the second coming of Jesus which pleases his black heart.

Political pundits are amazed that he gets away with saying despicable things every day with little pushback from the Republican party which has dissolved into a corrupt cult.

Every time people think that he's gone too far - that he crossed the Rubicon or a red line - he does something even more vile astonishing the world with his hateful habits and cruel racist actions. 

We must understand that there is no low that is too low for the man who admires himself in the mirror every day in the White House.

As it Stands, Trump's legacy of lunacy is going to take years to disappear... if it ever does.

Getting into the Spirit of the Holidays is Not Easy but It's Possible

Where is the holiday spirit? 

It seems to be hiding this season with Christmas only 10 days away.

I've been looking across the country for signs of people joyfully celebrating this time of religious holidays. I've been dutifully trying to catch the holiday spirit in a bottle so that I can share it with everyone. It isn't easy.

Can you remember the last time the holiday spirit was everywhere? When there was a feeling of joy, excitement, and goodwill to all at this time of the year? It wasn't that long ago.

It's hard watching families hiding in their homes because the government's Grinch-like minions who are hunting them down like animals with no rights. I see fear in people's eyes where there should be hope. The economy is staggered as millions of Americans face food and housing challenges.

Despite the numerous challenges Americans are facing... the holiday spirit is still attainable.

We can still find joy in the true spirit of the season by giving - not just gifts, but kindness, compassion, and support for those in need. Helping others brings joy and it strengthens the fabric of our community. That's very important in these troubled times.

To help get yourself in the holiday spirit spread kindness and give back by volunteering, donating to charity, or (my favorite) performing random acts of kindness for others. 

The spirit of the holidays is found in seeking peace and forgiveness, even in difficult circumstances, as seen in acts of reconciliation between adversaries.

The holiday season can also provide a welcome respite from the pressures of daily life. It's simple to get sucked into the daily commotion and chaos, whether brought on by job demands, school, or other obligations.

It's critical to appreciate this particular time of the year and remember the seasons' deeper meaning: one of appreciation. It just takes a minute to be grateful for everything we have and to acknowledge the people and experiences that make our lives enjoyable and meaningful.

As it Stands, I wish you happy holidays filled with love and hope.

'Wacky Tobacky' to the Rescue: Americans Dealing with Trump's Corruption

I was talking with a friend the other day about how stressful our society is under the Trump regime. 

In conversations with relatives and friends the subject is often how do we deal with all the shit coming out of the White House?

Keeping one's sanity and fighting off depression has become a common challenge in this country. Daily attacks against our democracy are wearing people down. Hope of salvation from the madness in the nation has become a dream some worry will never happen.

How we deal with this black cloud that has settled over the country is important. Mass protests. Legislation. Elections. And how we personally fight off the blues could fill a library with options.

Today I'm writing about how marijuana can help alleviate your worries when they seem insurmountable. Make no mistake. I'm not suggesting smoking weed will turn your life around. 

Look at it as a temporary fix that helps your attitude and also your health with numerous studies showing relief from Cancer treatments to relaxing tight muscles.

If you've tried Wacky Tobacky (as my dad, use to call it when he saw me smoking pot) then it's a matter if you like it or not. Not everyone thinks weed can be helpful.

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Quick Facts:

- Recent polls from 2023-2024 show that approximately 15% to 17% of Americans are currently smoking marijuana, representing tens of millions of people. 

- About half of all Americans report having tried marijuana at some point in their lives.

- A 2022 report estimated 17.7 million people use marijuana daily or near-daily, surpassing the number of alcohol drinkers for the first time on record.

- While smoking is the most prevalent form of cannabis consumption (80% of users), eating and vaping are also common. 

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To be sure, weed has always been a controversial subject but it's acceptance now has reached an all-time high (pun intended).

I prefer marijuana over alcohol which was never a good alternative for me because I got rowdy and did stupid things. I also know I'm not going to get liver cancer by puffing on my favorite strain.

When you think about the side effects of a good pot high it's worth it. You relax. You laugh. You're not agressive. It helps with muscle pain and stomach disorders. All positive effects that will help you cope with the daily chaos of Trump tearing down the country (literally) and violating the Constitution.

As it Stands, Wacky Tobacky is just another alternative to coping with the world we live in today.