Put Down That Plate and Step Away From the Sink, Ma'am
Forget about using a dish towel in the state of Oregon or in Minneapolis. Letting china air-dry is the only allowable way.
In Florida, you're in trouble if you shatter more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers. If you get your kicks tossing plates, don't try it from any window above the ground floor of a house or apartment in Freeport, Illinois.
1 comment:
So you mean to tell me that I broke both dishes AND the law while I was in Oregon? Oh, man. They'll never invite me back now!
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