Tuesday, December 11, 2018

Posted: White House Is Looking For a Babysitter


                                          Good Day World!

With current White House babysitter,John Kelly, on the way out, Donny needs a new babysitter.

The White House staff is scrambling to find someone who'll take his shit, is loyal to the point of stupidity, and is willing to sacrifice his (or hers) career being associated with Trump.

Most Trumplicans know history isn't going to be kind to the country's first illegitimate president.

Thus far in Trump's administration, staffers have been able to recruit heavily from Fox News - most recently, Heather Nauert, who has been in charge of Homeland Security and is now being considered to replace Nikki Haley as the US ambassador to the United Nations. 

I was reading an article about a new mom looking for a babysitter and was struck by all the requirements she had for the job.

Can you imagine the requirements for being Trump's babysitter?

I don't know why they continue to call that position chief of staff (which indicates some authority) when they're really looking for a special idiot willing to kiss Trump's ring and to try and keep him out of trouble.

An impossible task. No amount of pay would be worth the grief to a sane person. No doubt it'll take some tricky maneuvering to find the right candidate.

Trump's first pick, Nick Ayers said "no thank you" and plans on leaving Pence's staff at the end of the year.

I haven't seen anyone lining up yet. Trump has mentioned some names, but that doesn't mean anything. Those names can change in a day.

It's going to take a miracle to find someone who won't be rattled by Trump's temper tantrums, daily lies, and personal insults.

In the end I suppose, the new person is going to come from the bowels of Fox News, or Breitbart News. That's the only places to really look for someone crazy enough to sign on as the next babysitter/chief of staff.

Time for me to walk on down the road... 

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