Wednesday, August 29, 2018

Trump's Conspiracy De Jour is Google

Good Day World!

Welcome to Donny's unreality restaurant featuring the conspiracy de jour...

Trump Claims Google "Rigged" Searches of Him But Company Denies It

This latest attack on reality comes after Trump's ego has taken a beating for his vile stance against Senator John McCain after his death.

No doubt, Trump didn't like being pressured by his staff, senators on both sides of the aisle, and the American Legion, to do the right thing and lower the flag over the White House to half-mast.

But you know what really pissed off our Liar-In-Chief?

McCain was getting too much publicity for Donny's thin skin and ego to take. The fact that someone was dominating the headlines of the nation's press and the whole country was paying tribute to his enemy, was too much.

He had to get the headlines back, so he resorted to his bread and butter: conspiracies. Enter Google, which is out to get him. 

Of course, he wouldn't have even thought of the idea if he wasn't watching Fox TV one morning, and heard some lunatic spouting his theory of how Google was unfair to conservatives.

As the saying goes, "Any ship in a storm..."

Time for me to walk on down the road...

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