Saturday, April 14, 2018

Trumpian Tales for an Alternative Universe

Good Day World!

"There's no chaos here," Trump assures his loyal puppets when addressing rumors that the Oval Office may soon see an explosion of Trumpian proportions.

"That stuff about Stormy Daniels and me is Fake News" - Trump.

Trump is such a compulsive liar that he denied making his "that makes me smart" comment the day he said it in front of a viewing audience of 80,000 people. 

Trump's ridiculous claims about the crowd size at his inauguration was a blatant attack on truth, so his puppets created an alternate world for Donny and his supporters.

In Trump's world the murder rate in our country is at its highest in 47 years. He asked one audience, during one of his campaign rallies, to back him up on the false claim "You know that right?

Numbers don't lie. Trump does. Despite the fact that numerous fact checkers have proven his claim untrue he remains unfazed. The color of the sky in his world is different than ours.

One of my favorite Trumpian tales is the one that occurred after his inauguration.

He claimed he got hit by drops of water - then resigned himself to a downpour - but suddenly (miraculously) the sun came out as he spoke!

Wow! Inspiring wasn't it?

Only in an alternative universe. The reality is it was raining (did you notice Melania with the umbrella?) on his inauguration day. The rain started about the time he spoke.

These are just a few of the tales Trump weaves. My upcoming book on the subject will hopefully be released in 2020.

It'll probably take me a year, or so, to finish my novel "1001 Trumpian Tales," but I expect it will be a best seller in the real world.

I also expect it'll be attacked in an alternate universe where Trump is the King, Pence is his Jester, and his loyal followers are his court.

Time for me to walk on down the road...

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