I've got two questions for all the nations on earth this morning:
Do you want to look as foolish as America does right now under Trump?
Are you envious of all the laughs we're getting?
Then stop watching and found out how you too could look the fool!
For the great price of $9.99 you can follow in The Donald's wacky footsteps with this video of his first year in office.
Some highlights in the video;
Trump on the Russian investigation: "It's making our country look foolish. And this is a country that I don't want looking foolish. And it's not going to look foolish as long as I'm here."
As we all know, Trump has managed to make the United States a mockery among nations and we couldn't look more foolish if we tried.
Now for the six guidelines on how to make your country a joke too:
1. Elect a con man clown.
2. Allow the clown/emperor to walk around naked.
3. Pretend he really cares about people while kicking them out of the country.
4. Encourage your leader to attack people daily on Twitter.
5. Turn the other way when your new leader systematically enriches the wealthy with crooked legislation.
6. Attack and discredit any media that doesn't slavishly praise your new leader.
Time for me to walk on down the road....
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