Trump's Lies Are Coming So Fast They're Tripping Up His Lackeys

                                    Good Day World!

Our Liar-In-Chief doesn't care if he's fact-checked about things he says because no one has held him accountable... yet.

That may change some day.

Chump's propaganda team have been so confused lately that they look like three blind mice scurrying for cover during press briefings on the Comey firing.

Sarah, Kellyanne, and Spicy have told varying tales about what led up to FBI director Comey's firing. No two were alike.

Trump topped that by giving yet another version of what happened to Lester Holt in a 60 Minute interview. His version of firing Comey was so full of lies it would take a surgeon to discover them all.

Stump claimed Comey told him he wasn't under investigation three times in the termination letter delivered by his personal bodyguard.

Simply not true. Especially Hump's claim that Comey asked him to meet over dinner to discuss keeping his job. That according to James Clapper, former director of national intelligence.

Clapper told NBC's Andrea Mitchell, that Comey told him on the night of the dinner the president had invited him — and he was uneasy about it.

Clapper also said it would have been inappropriate and out of character for Comey to have asked for job security, or to have told the president anything about a pending criminal investigation.

What happened was Comey wouldn't swear loyalty to The Donald that night. Little did he know his days were numbered after that meeting.

A current FBI official and others close to Comey confirmed that the director did not request the one-on-one dinner, which happened at the White House a few days after Trump was sworn in.

The White House claims that Comey was unpopular and causing problems with his co-workers was another blatant lie destroyed by current-acting FBI Director, Andrew McCabe.

McCabe said that Comey was "universally liked" and respected;

"Director Comey enjoyed broad support within the FBI and still does to this day," McCabe said, saying he holds Comey in the "absolute highest regard."

So now the world knows Lump lied about something big once again. Facts trumped his awkward lie. Chump's response?

He's considering not having anymore White House press briefings. 

That would fit nicely into his philosophy of no transparency. Maybe that was part of the plan. That is if there was a plan. It could have just been the result of another one of his temper tantrums.

As Dump violates ethical standards on a daily basis, the press is going to have to rely on White House whistleblowers willing to leak his latest lies.

Let's face it however, if Bump's own three stooges can't keep track of his daily flip-flopping and lies, how the heck is the press going to? 

Time for me to walk on down the road...