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Monday, February 27, 2017

'Please Take a Seat, Welcome to the Trumpies!'

Left - Official Trumpy Award - Each faux marble hat made in China with Trumpies Logo: "There's A Sucker Born Every Minute"

Good Day World!

Still hankering for another awards ceremony after watching the 59th Grammy's?

Gotta love that Adele and her song "Hello."

Maybe you watched The Academy Awards yesterday and watched Casey Affleck get Best Actor, and Emma Stone get Best Actress. 

But you still want more.

So, I've come up with a new awards ceremony that will only be popular for about four years. It's going to be a night of entertainment and awards unlike anything you've ever seen before.

Yes. It's going to be yuge.

Ladies and gentleman...welcome to The Trumpies!

Awards will be presented in the following categories:

1. Most Bigoted
2. The 1st Lifelong Racist Award
3. Chief Ass-Licker
4. Top Liar
5. Biggest Hypocrite 
6. Best Alternative News Outlet

And now your host, Senior White House Adviser Stephen Miller:

"It's great seeing so many white faces out there! How are you doing? It's time for another Make America Great Moment. It's with great white-pride that I welcome you to the first annual Trumpies!"

Pause. 

"Our first award - Most Bigoted- goes out to Steve Bannon! Congrats Steve! We knew you'd get it.

"And now I'm proud to introduce the winner of the First Lifelong Racist Award.. none other than the former senator from Alabama, and now Attorney General, Jeff Sessions!

Comments after the conference was over...

1st Man: "I'm a bit surprised that White House Chief-of-Staff Reince Priebus got Chief Ass-Licker. I would have thought White House spokesman Sean Spicer had it tongues down!

2nd Man: "I sure wasn't surprised to see President Trump win the Top Liar award. He's been an inspiration to us all." 

Time for me to walk on down the road...

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