I've got a mishmash of trival trash gleaned from the wastelands of the internet for your amusement today.
Let's get to it, shall we?
I'm beggining to think the Titanic may be unsinkable!
Construction of a life-size replica of the doomed passenger ship has begun at a Mediterranean-themed attraction in China.
Visitors will get to experience the sinking and feel the impact of the iceberg that took the legendary vessal to it's watery grave.
If you've been naughty you better repent fast, so Santa Claus doesn't put you on his shit list. He's not just leaving a lump of coal this year, he's going after naughty people with a vengence!
Did you hear about that clown who was so hard up he tried to rob an adult store? It happened in San Bernadino, California (watch here) yesterday.
The shop's two female empoyees threw sex toys at the armed robber, who lost his nerve and ran away!
I don't care what you've been told, or think, men DON'T GET BONERS. Get over it. I've got an article here that explains why.
Time for me to walk on down the road...