The "wag" is back in town.
You may remember him as Congressman Anthony Weiner.
He was the guy who resigned from Congress in 2011 after he got caught "wagging" his weiner in a sexting scandal.
Let it never be said that this guy doesn't have balls.
After he got caught the first time he claimed that he underwent therapy and ran for mayor of New York in 2013. The funny thing is New Yorkers seemed to be ready to give him a second chance.
That campaign collapsed when it was revealed that the wag was at it again and was sexting under the pseudonym "Carlos Danger."
The fallout from both scandals was juicy enough to make a documentary film called "Weiner."
Throughout the scandals his wife, Huma Abedin (Hillary Clinton's closest aide) stood by him, up until now. But she's fed up after reports came out that he was up to his old weiner wagging ways.
The woman who Weiner was sexting is a Trump follower. I mention this because Trump was quick to come out and condemn the wag that he once donated money to when Weiner was running for Congress.
A perfectly absurd scandal all the way around. I don't think the wag will be getting back into public service ever again. Which begs the question; what will he do to make a living?
I've got a suggestion that I suspect Weiner would like.
The Oscar Mayer Company has a fleet of eight active Weinermobiles that tour the country. And, from what I hear, they're always looking for drivers!
Reality TV anyone?
Time for me to walk on down the road...