Hello Boys and Girls!
I've got two Nursery Rhymes about Donald Trump for you today.
The one on the right comes to you via MAD, and the one below via MY twisted brain!
Today's nursery rhyme is about Drump De Dump who wants to be president of the USA.
Here we go;
One day, Trump de Dump sat on an imaginary wall.
But Trump de Dump had a great fall
when the Mexican government refused to build his giant wall.
Despite being a grump, Trump de Dump still smiled at every rally,
as his followers beat up protesters and kept a weekly tally.
It was amazing what Trump de Dump could do,
if he didn't like you he'd find a reason to sue!
All of the GOP's women and men,
couldn't rein Trump de Dump in!
So, the country is watching Dump's campaign in disgust,
hoping - against all hope - his efforts will be a bust!
Time for me to walk on down the road...