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Wednesday, October 9, 2013

Hey folks! Let’s look at some stupid laws in Colorado!

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Good Day World!

 It’s necessary to have laws or people would routinely urinate in the streets!

But some laws are just plain stupid. Every now and then I like sharing some of these laws and have selected Colorado as today’s example:

Are you ready? Let’s go then:

It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.

Keeping a house where unmarried persons are allowed to have sex is prohibited.

Catapults may not be fired at buildings.

Couches may not be placed on outside porches

It is permissible to wear a holstered six-gun within city limits, except on Sunday, Election Day, or holidays.

It is illegal to bring your horse or pack mule above the ground floor of any building.

You may not drive a black car on Sundays.

It is illegal to mistreat rats in Denver, Colorado.

It is illegal to go in public dressed in clothes “unbecoming” on one’s sex.

It is illegal to have weeds in your yard

It is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep.

Residents may not own chickens, but may own up to three turkeys.

It is illegal to let a dandelion grow within the city limits.

Cats may not run loose without having been fit with a taillight.

Don’t get lost between 9pm-4am, or allow somebody else to get lost while ‘operating’ your car because it is against the law.

Time for me to walk on down the road…

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