Friday, November 18, 2011

Modern day Jesus Christ attempts to assassinate the Anti-Christ President Obama

Oscar Ramiro Ortega-Hernandez (photo right) told authorities it was no coincidence he looked like Jesus Christ. He was the modern day version he assured those who listened to him.

He really wanted to get on the Oprah show to spread his message(!) in a bad way, but never got the invite. Go figure.

So Oscar, aka Jesus Christ, went out with an assault rifle to gun down the Anti-Christ…none other than President Obama. Who knew?

But, as fate would have it, he was caught shortly after shooting at the side of the White House, which he reportedly wounded a couple of times. Obama and family weren’t at home when he tried to bless them with his assault rifle.

We live in really strange days folks. It’s not everyday the son of God goes on a rampage and tries to take out the leader of the free world with a semi-automatic weapon and doesn’t even come close! Somewhere in the hinterlands of America some GOP wannabe presidents are destroying their contracts with the “Great Deceiver.” God bless America!

 

  

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