Don’t worry. I’ll be featuring every state in the union after I’ve exhausted all the dumb laws in each. Currently, I’m looking at cities In California:
Arcadia - Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways.
Baldwin Park - Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
Blythe - You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.
Carmel - A man can’t go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match.
Chico - One must obtain a permit from the city to throw hay in a cesspool. Full text of the law.
It is illegal to own a green or smelly animal hide.Full text of the law.
Cathedral City - It is prohibited to sleep in a parked vehicle.Full text of the law.
Persons may not ride their bicycles through the “Fountain of Life”.Full text of the law.
Dana Point - One may not use one’s own restroom if the window is open.Full text of the law.
El Monte - Pinball machines are outlawed, as well as mock horse racing games.Full text of the law.
Eureka - Persons may not sleep on a road.Full text of the law.
Fresno - No one may annoy a lizard in a city park. Full text of the law.