Thursday, September 15, 2011

Part II – More stupid laws in 10 California cities

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Don’t worry. I’ll be featuring every state in the union after I’ve exhausted all the dumb laws in each. Currently, I’m looking at cities In California:

Arcadia - Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways.

Baldwin Park - Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.

Blythe - You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.

Carmel - A man can’t go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match.

Chico - One must obtain a permit from the city to throw hay in a cesspool. Full text of the law.

             It is illegal to own a green or smelly animal hide.Full text of the law.

Cathedral City - It is prohibited to sleep in a parked vehicle.Full text of the law.

             Persons may not ride their bicycles through the “Fountain of Life”.Full text of the law.

Dana Point - One may not use one’s own restroom if the window is open.Full text of the law.

El Monte - Pinball machines are outlawed, as well as mock horse racing games.Full text of the law.

Eureka - Persons may not sleep on a road.Full text of the law.

Fresno - No one may annoy a lizard in a city park. Full text of the law.

 

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