Good Morning Humboldt County!
Good to see you. Grab a cup of coffee and settle in for this special edition of stupid laws in California. I’ve selected three cities for you. My favorite is the fine (in Chico) for setting off a nuclear devise in the town limits – only $500! Enjoy…
EUREKA
Persons may not sleep on a road.
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One must seek written permission from the Director of Public Works before playing baseball in a city park.
Men who wear moustaches are forbidden from kissing women.
A man with a moustache may not kiss a woman.
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CHICO
It is illegal to own a green or smelly animal hide.
Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal.
Driving a herd of cattle down a street is against the law.
It is illegal to plant a garden in any public street.
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
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INDIAN WELLS
It is illegal for a trumpet player to play his instrument with the intention of luring someone to a store.
Drinking intoxicating cement is prohibited.
Fortelling the future for donations is illegal.
Crushing rocks in the city limits is forbidden.
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4 comments:
I believe it's Seattle WA. That has a law against kicking the heads of rattle snakes. That's a funny law.
I bowled on a sidewalk once. It was down hill. They should have had a law against that.
I bowled on a sidewalk once. It was down hill. They should have had a law against that.
Problem is, when one is dumb enough to do it, they don't ask if there is a law against it.
This is great!
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